[Hulka]

In before some FReepers don't get this is satire. . . .

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL! This is a good idea! Dem po folks are being “disenfranchised” by the MFL. They pay 380 bucks for an official MFL jersey with their favorite player’s name on the back and don’t get to watch the games because they start too early.

[MV=PY]

Beautiful. Thanks for posting!

[Kartographer]

Which brings up the question: Do vendors at NFL and NBA staduims take EBT cards?


"EBT Card, don't leave town without it!"

[Tenacious 1]

What part is satire? I assume the guvanor said something about football games starting later. Am I close?

(Satire isn’t as much fun as it used to be because everything sincerely stated by the left is satirical to logical thinking folks.)

[OKSooner]

Dude,

I think I’m gonna call my state Representative. Actually there oughta be a federal law, why not.

That way, the game starts at 12:30, it gives people plenty of time to have a tailgate party or in most cases time to party a little in front of the TV...

Then when their team gets totally humiliated by the former conference doormat it’s easier to laugh than to cry.

Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything like that...

/s

[eldoradude]

The underprivileged follow a philosophy of ADST - Alternative Daylight Savings Time. These people see time on their own cultural terms and thus need to be able to add or subtract hours from the clock depending on the circumstances.

Therefore, I definitely support the guv's desire to start games later so that the underprivileged can use their EBT cards for club seats, snacks, and $11 beers.

[DPMD]

I know it’s satire, but maybe a workable compromise would be to pipe the games on TV into the jails, prisons and welfare offices - after wakeup time, of course.