Posted on 03/07/2015 9:55:28 AM PST by w1n1
Story from a retired NYPD officer, starts out like this -
One day, my partner Nicky and I responded to a call on Church Street in New York City. When we arrived, a woman was leaning out of a fifth story window yelling “Up here! Up here!” We ran up the stairs of the old five-story walk-up and saw that the old wooden door had been knocked in and was hanging by a single hinge. We went inside and met with a heavy set thirty-ish, latin lady who had been yelling from the window. She was clearly upset and sporting a fresh shiner. The following is a breakdown of our conversation, which in and of itself tells the story.
NYPD: What happened? Lady: My boyfriend beat me up and then ran up the fire escape.
At this point we radioed into central command to confirm that we were at the correct location and told them a woman had been assaulted and they should stand by for a description of the suspect.
NYPD: What did your boyfriend look like? Lady: He’s short, very short.
NYPD: How short approximately? Lady: Well, he’s less than four feet. 3-feet, 10-inches actually.
I looked at my partner and could tell he was asking himself the same question. How could someone that small, kick in such a heavy door?
The rest of the funny cop story here.
Hmmm. Maybe I’m an idiot but I don’t understand. She gave a false description of the guy?
yeh, don’t know either.
Was the violin case white or black skinned? I’ll bet it was black.
Most midgets I know are really great guys - they don’t look down on anybody.
Is he still at large?
PC nightmare, the cop panicked and opted for the violin case!
LOL!
An elevator always smells different to a midget...
Don’t be facetious, this is no small matter we are talking about.
There are only 10 types of people in the world...
...Those who understand binary, and those who don’t!
It’s New York thing.
“Hmmm. Maybe I’m an idiot but I don’t understand. She gave a false description of the guy?”
“Son, I say son your built to low to the ground (Went completely over your head)” Foghorn Leghorn. /s
I can attest to that. View is different too.
Hey, I remember you!! :D
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