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FR Contest: Write Hillary's Tweet announcing that she is running for President
one man's opinion...

Posted on 04/10/2015 1:06:12 PM PDT by ken5050

Hillary Clinton will announce on Sunday, via Twitter, that she is now officially a candidate for President in 2016. Given that Twitter limits you to 140 characters, it can't be THAT hard to write the TWEET. So, it's contest time: let's see which Freeper can come closest to guessing what the Big Tweet will actually say...


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To: ken5050

Submit peons!!!


21 posted on 04/10/2015 1:21:18 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: ken5050
We need a woman for president, and ... and ... uh, we need a woman for president.

22 posted on 04/10/2015 1:21:41 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: ken5050

you blew it in 2008. Now here is your chance to get it right.


23 posted on 04/10/2015 1:22:24 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: ken5050
"Are you 20-something single females ready to disregard my record and mindlessly idolize me just like you did Obama?"

or

"ARE YOU READY for the GREAT 2016 VAGINA FEST, LADIES?!!!!!"

24 posted on 04/10/2015 1:22:46 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
Oh and here's a good one I just thought up:

"Please remember to support me because I'll be deleting this Tweet in about 5 minutes"

25 posted on 04/10/2015 1:24:47 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
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To: ken5050

“I am woman. Here me roar. Submit or die.”


26 posted on 04/10/2015 1:25:29 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: ken5050

“It’s time to let the battle-axe wield the battle-axe!”


27 posted on 04/10/2015 1:26:41 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: ken5050

“Vagina. It’s the new black.”


28 posted on 04/10/2015 1:27:46 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: ken5050
She want's to make everyone feel welcome:

To the African Americans: Yo! Jus sayin I’m wid u n I’m runnin for Prez! How cool’s dat?

To the LBGT Community: Proud to tell the entire rainbow spectrum I’m running 2B President.

To the Chicano Community:Viva! Mucho Gusto!! Como si dice: El Presidente Hillary in 2016!!

To the South: How Y’all doin? Just letting y’all know I’m running fur Pres dent

To the Lesbian Community: Sista’s! You know me and you know I’m running.

To Wall Street: I got your back! And I am going for the big house! LOL!

To White Men: ---------------------------------------

29 posted on 04/10/2015 1:28:20 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (It takes a gun to feed a village (and an AK 47 to defend it).)
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To: ken5050
I announce that I will be President soon. Ignore Benghazi, cash for favors or my emails. What difference at this point does it make? What matters is that I have a vagina.
30 posted on 04/10/2015 1:28:28 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: pgyanke

There is stuff in the white house we did not take..


31 posted on 04/10/2015 1:29:12 PM PDT by Bidimus1
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To: Bidimus1

Attention all jihadis: We are once again open for business. Fire sale on advanced weapons starting soon.


32 posted on 04/10/2015 1:30:27 PM PDT by JustaCowgirl (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act and called hate speech.)
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To: ken5050

Putting on my big girl panties. Time to make out w/ Huma and give a speech.


33 posted on 04/10/2015 1:30:27 PM PDT by GeronL (CLEARLY CRUZ 2016)
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To: ken5050

Dissent is patriotic no more!


34 posted on 04/10/2015 1:31:13 PM PDT by GeronL (CLEARLY CRUZ 2016)
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To: fungoking

Love that one!! Bumper sticker material.


35 posted on 04/10/2015 1:31:32 PM PDT by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: LostInBayport

Vaginas matter put one....,put me in the pink...,white house!!!


36 posted on 04/10/2015 1:31:56 PM PDT by Iron head mike (with a politican's promise and 2 bucks you can get a cup of coffee any where.)
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To: Michael.SF.

She ain’t in no ways tarred


37 posted on 04/10/2015 1:32:10 PM PDT by GeronL (CLEARLY CRUZ 2016)
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To: ken5050

After much gazing at my navel, I have come to the conclusion America needs me more than Bill. I can no longer deny America exposure to my vast pant suit collection...


38 posted on 04/10/2015 1:36:41 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: ken5050

I hereby announce...you must all genuflect now!


39 posted on 04/10/2015 1:37:45 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Jane Long

What she’ll really say:

Are you READY, America? Ready for a return to prosperity, equality, progress, peace and growth? I am, and I’m IN!


40 posted on 04/10/2015 1:37:55 PM PDT by txhurl
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