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Pelosi Says She Abhors Abortion [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/19/2015 10:08:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) maintains that she abhors abortion and defended federal funding for Planned Parenthood as "the surest path toward reducing its frequency in the future."

"Each birth raises the population total," Pelosi said. "The more babies that are aborted today, the fewer we will have to abort in the future. By holding down the population now, we avert the burden of having to fund even more abortions in the next generation."

The Congresswoman contrasted "my long view with the short-sightedness of today's knee-jerk opponents of sensible population control. I mean, isn't it obvious that a future population of 600,000,000 would force us to abort twice as many babies as our current 300,000,000 population? Who's the greater humanitarian—the person who saves one life today or the more farsighted person who sacrifices one life today in order to save two in the next generation?"

In related news, a bill to grant protection to babies that survive abortions was not passed unanimously. H.R.3504, titled the "Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act" was passed by the US House of Representatives by a Party line 248-177 vote. Rep. Judy Chu (D-Calif) voted against the bill saying that "it puts the interests of fetuses ahead of the interests of women. Why should the ability of a fetus to live be permitted to cancel out the wish of a woman who undergoes the procedure for the express purpose of preventing this life?"

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,180701.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; murder; satire

1 posted on 09/19/2015 10:08:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I know this is semi-satire, but really....

You can only act stupid just so many times now days, with the interenet and all, she doesn’t think we go back and check on stuff from 7-8-10 years ago???

Only an idiot would think that...


2 posted on 09/19/2015 11:16:26 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ("Go TRUMP 2016!!! All the Way to the White House!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Geese, the beach just wants to have dinner at the White House with the Pope. She is Catholic after all & believes in globull warming.


3 posted on 09/19/2015 11:31:13 AM PDT by Lopeover (2016 Election is about allegiance to the United States)
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