Posted on 09/27/2015 9:53:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
House Speaker John Boehners (R-Ohio) announcement that he is resigning from Congress effective October 30th was followed by a torrent of tears in Washington. Leading the sob fest, of course, was Boehner himself who lamented that the blood, sweat, and tears Ive shed for this country have gone unappreciated for too long.
As if to contradict Boehners lament, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) praised Boehners cooperative approach to getting things done, and expressed the hope that a similarly motivated and compliant successor can be found.
A glum Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest called the resignation a serious setback for the Presidents agenda. Though President Obama had his differences with the Speaker both shared a respect for the importance of governance, of keeping the doors open and the funds flowing to the nations multitude of clients.
President Obama himself was a little less pessimistic, saying that Boehner will still hold the Speakers gavel for another five weeks. He has been our ace-in-the-hole for more than four years. Now that he has nothing to fear from the Tea Party wing of his party theres an opportunity to enact some of the reforms that these right-wing extremists have been blackmailing him to oppose.
One of the reforms Obama said he hopes can be enacted before October 30th is for Congress to delegate appropriation authority to the Executive branch. While I have been able to use executive orders to achieve some of the goals we all share, the threat still remains that this good work can be impeded by Congressional refusal to appropriate the necessary money. If the power to appropriate funds were delegated to the president the enlightened vision of the nations true ruler couldnt be blocked by Congressional squabbling.
Boehner promised to do my best to live up to the presidents confidence in me, but also pointed out that a delegation of appropriation authority to the Executive branch would require the consent of the Senate. I can certainly work out a deal with Nancy in the House, but I cant speak for the other chamber.
It is rumored that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ken) is working on a bill modeled after the Corker-Cardin legislation that proved instrumental in aiding the success of the presidents Iran deal. Under McConnells bill Congress would be given 30 days to reject any appropriation made by the president and if the president vetoed a Congressional act rejecting an appropriation, Congress could override the veto with a two-thirds majority.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/09/26/boehner-resignation-unleashes-cascade-of-caterwauling/
John, I know you write sarcasm, but this is just about right. Boehner has already made the deal with Pelosi and the Dems will get everything they want in the budget for next year.
Haha! That cuts close to the bone!
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