Posted on 01/02/2016 6:31:35 AM PST by NOBO2012
Based on all your tales from the dark side of the holidays I’ve concluded that Trump will make the perfect Republican presidential nominee: a candidate that drives Progs batsh**t crazy by the mere mention of his name - just like Bush! (This is an odd thing, given The Donald’s history of engaging in Bush Derangement Syndome (BDS)1 himself).
If the GOP just went with Jeb! the Progs could just revive all of the original sloganeering for BDS:
Butt it seems they will migrate to Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) quite readily.
So as we contemplate what new scandal might blow the whole thing apart – perhaps something contained in an as yet unreleased email chain – what say we relax and engage in a little early 2016 Trumping Hillary therapy?
The therapy sessions are easy: it requires no previous knowledge, has no rules and the objective is unclear – just like the Obama/Clinton foreign policy.
For relief at any time, here’s all you have to do:
No prescription is required and treatment will be available whenever you need it. Go ahead, give my customized Hillary - "What does 'fubar' mean?" - Therapy® session a go and see how much better you feel almost instantly.
Remember: you can’t fix stupid, butt you can fling it around
1 “The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the
presidency—nay—the very existence of George W. Bush.†– Charles Krauthammer
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
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