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[Vanity] This Made Me Laugh
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Posted on 01/31/2016 3:45:24 PM PST by TBP

Apparently, the Oklahoma City Thunder of the NBA has a player named Cam Payne.

In this political season, that made me laugh. What an appropriate name!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Sports
KEYWORDS: 2016; nba; thunder
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To: TBP

First college I went to I had a Jim Beam on my floor. He said he got called Jack Daniels all the time.


21 posted on 01/31/2016 4:54:14 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Hey Pope Francis- The Gospels are not Matthew, Marx, Luke and John.)
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To: Redcitizen

It’s just his name not his intention... according to his ads on 770.


22 posted on 01/31/2016 4:55:34 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: TBP

The worst along these lines that I ever saw was the surgical practice of Drs. Cutter and Slaughter.


23 posted on 01/31/2016 4:56:30 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: EternalVigilance
The worst along these lines that I ever saw was the surgical practice of Drs. Cutter and Slaughter.
Where I once lived in northern California, there was---honest to God!---a gynecologist named Dr. Fillerup.

And, a tire dealer named Gouge.

24 posted on 01/31/2016 4:58:47 PM PST by BluesDuke (If the blues had a baby and named it rock and roll, the blues should have had an abortion . . .)
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To: ex91B10
Well...you know the saying.

The squeaky ...oh never mind...

At least her parents didn't name her Harriet.

25 posted on 01/31/2016 4:59:47 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: EternalVigilance

26 posted on 01/31/2016 5:12:22 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: TBP

I knew a guy named Ric Shaw and a girl named Libby Glass.


27 posted on 01/31/2016 5:15:46 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: gundog
There's a cop in Oregon named Cord Wood.

I got a ticket once back in 1981 or 1982 from a Santa Clara County Sheriff's Deputy surnamed "Bacon."

28 posted on 01/31/2016 5:29:09 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: BenLurkin

I have an appointment with Dr. Payne at tooth hurty.


29 posted on 01/31/2016 5:32:16 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: mountn man

Then there are people whose names aren’t funny until you connect them with their occupation. This is true. We had an animal control officer (dog catcher) named Al Poe.


30 posted on 01/31/2016 5:43:05 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Viruses and diseases must be DemocRATS. They love open borders.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Met a girl once in San Francisco named Kelly Green.


31 posted on 01/31/2016 6:05:25 PM PST by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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To: BluesDuke

There is a Gyno here called Dr. Box.

This joke just wrtites itself. Dr. Box the Box Dr.


32 posted on 01/31/2016 6:05:30 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools: Go Trump!)
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To: Red_Devil 232

My dad was an accountant and auditor before hte computer era. He had to go through client files manually. along the way, he collected some good ones.

The Bath sisters — Wanda and Needa
Carrie Freshwater (this was Dad’s favorite)

BillLear of Lear Jet named his daughter Shanda. Shanda Lear.

When I was living in Westchester County, NY, there was a family there — probably still is — that had an orchard upcounty. Their name was Outhouse — Outhouse Orchards.

As if that weren’t bad enough, the patriarch of the family was listed in the Westchester County phonebook to the day he died as A. Purdy Outhouse.


33 posted on 01/31/2016 7:37:49 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: TBP

Daughter of the famous Texas Gov. Hogg: Ima Hogg


34 posted on 01/31/2016 7:50:12 PM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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To: HonkyTonkMan

And Eura Hogg.


35 posted on 01/31/2016 8:38:50 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: TBP

Click and Clack used to have the best closing credits. Here’s a some good ones.

Accounts Payable Administrator: Imelda Czechs
Clothing Designer: Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor: Max Stout
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer
Marine Biologist: Frieda Wales


36 posted on 01/31/2016 8:47:50 PM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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To: TBP

Dick Trickle.


37 posted on 01/31/2016 8:48:43 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: mountn man

He was a pleasant chap, not a petty officer ;)


38 posted on 02/01/2016 6:55:57 AM PST by twister881
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To: TBP
There is a car dealership in Richmond VA. named and owned by a Buster Hyman.

5.56mm

39 posted on 02/01/2016 7:06:57 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: HonkyTonkMan

Tailhook Convention humor, before the Morale Suppression Police ruined it and destroyed numerous naval aviation careers:

“Mr. Dover, Mr. Ben Dover, you have a message at the front desk.”

“Mr. Ball, Mr. Roger Ball, please meet your party at the casino entrance.”


40 posted on 02/01/2016 7:09:02 AM PST by twister881
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