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Mosque Weapon Seizure Called Discriminatory [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/12/2016 3:04:51 PM PST by John Semmens

Raids by French authorities have resulted in the confiscation of hundreds of war-grade weapons from numerous mosques throughout the country. The raids were inspired by the November 13th Islamic terrorist attack that killed 130 people in Paris.

The raids were denounced as discriminatory by Imam Aliki Kilyu. "We would never see the government raiding churches and confiscating crucifixes," he complained. "By singling out the holy places of Muslims for their intrusions these kafirs have disrespected the beliefs of Islam."

Kilyu rebuffed contentions that crucifixes and weapons cannot be compared. "Christians are the ones who believe in turning the other cheek. The crucifix is a symbol of their god sacrificing himself for this tenet of faith. Muslims are commanded by Allah to fight for Islam. Weapons are the instruments by which Muslims carry out this religious obligation. Government confiscation tramples on Muslims' freedom to freely practice their faith."

The Imam cited the revelation of seized recordings of chants glorifying martyrs who give their lives to slay unbelievers as "proof that the authorities knowingly violated one of the most sacred tenets of our faith. The West likes to hold itself up as a regime of tolerance for diversity, but when it comes to Islam their hypocrisy is on display for all to see."

As if to reassure non-Muslims, Kilyu promised that "the path to peace is clearly spelled out in the Quran. Once the world is conquered for the faith of Allah everyone can live in peace under the laws laid down by the Prophet. Refusal of the infidels to submit compels we Muslim faithful to continue the fight. The blood is on their hands."

In related news, Imam Oussama El-Saadi declared Denmark's efforts to prevent Muslim men from acquiring child brides "an intolerable invasion of religious freedom. Older men choosing young girls to be their wives is part of our culture. The Prophet (may peace be upon him) was wed to his favorite wife when she was only six years old. That Muslim men would seek to emulate the behavior of the perfect man should not be impeded by sacrilegious infidel interference. What the West doesn't understand is that it is better for a girl to be owned by one man than to be available for rape by many men, as is also the custom in our culture."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/191408-2016-02-12-semi-news-semi-satire-february-14-2016-edition.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: islam; satire; sexism; terror

1 posted on 02/12/2016 3:04:52 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 02/12/2016 3:05:29 PM PST by John Semmens
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"We would never see the government raiding churches and confiscating crucifixes," he complained.

I'd LOL at that one, but that would be correct. There they just bar the doors and burn the church down, congregation and all.

Good one, John!

3 posted on 02/12/2016 3:09:13 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: John Semmens

Weapons in the hands of followers of Islam is the same as followers of Christianity and their crosses?

They are both needed to practice their religion. ???


4 posted on 02/12/2016 3:15:17 PM PST by Vic S
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To: John Semmens

Sadly this isn’t even semi satire, it’s the truth.


5 posted on 02/12/2016 3:18:35 PM PST by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: John Semmens

Is this humor? Hell no! It’s reality! LOL!!


6 posted on 02/12/2016 3:19:09 PM PST by donozark (Bernie Sanders:I was commie when commie wasn't koo-ol!)
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To: John Semmens

This satire borders very close to the truth.


7 posted on 02/12/2016 3:19:42 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: John Semmens

At least as discriminatory as the French anti-rape statutes.


8 posted on 02/12/2016 3:32:27 PM PST by Defiant (RINOs are leaders of a party without voters. Trump/Cruz are leaders of voters without a party.)
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John Semmens : .." Muslims are commanded by Allah to fight for Islam.
Weapons are the instruments by which Muslims carry out this religious obligation."

Put all the combatants ,an equal number of Muslims and Christians in a room .
Then arm the the muslims with copies of the Koran
and arm the Christians with 4 foot crucifixes
and we'll see who God favors .

9 posted on 02/12/2016 3:54:05 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t sound like satire to me.


10 posted on 02/12/2016 4:03:05 PM PST by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: John Semmens

The “semi-satire” label is correct.


11 posted on 02/12/2016 5:15:42 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Racism will disappear when AfroAmericans, HispanicAmericans, AsianAmericans, etc. become Americans)
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To: John Semmens

As usual, John expresses the bad guys’ viewpoints better than they do.


12 posted on 02/12/2016 7:29:20 PM PST by TChad (Victim Status = License to Kill)
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Ouch! Feel the burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn!

Except that with the fatally twisted world view of your average jihadi, the satire would *not* be obvious.


13 posted on 02/15/2016 12:35:47 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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