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Hillary Floats Pair of Controversial Ideas [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/03/2016 10:30:39 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a bid to solidify her leftist credentials, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton floated a couple of ridiculous ideas about how this country will improve when she is president.

On the urban violence front, Clinton proposes to "reset" the relationship between police and street gangs. "The knee jerk attitude of the average American toward urban gangs is that they are a bad thing," she observed. "What they overlook is that joining a gang is like having a family. It's feeling like you're part of something bigger than yourself. I think this is a positive thing. Another positive is that the youngsters learn valuable lessons like loyalty and how to handle weapons."

"The problem is that these gangs operate outside of the law," she continued. "We need to find a way of bringing them under the umbrella of the government's authorized use of force if society is to capitalize on the skills these young people have learned as gang members. I believe President Obama's idea of establishing a national police force would offer these otherwise outlaws an alternate path within the context of our social justice objectives."

On the domestic violence front, Clinton proposes "to expand upon the great strides President Obama has made in changing attitudes towards abortion. Ensuring that all heath insurance must cover abortions has compelled everyone to bear the burden of funding this vital human right. Nevertheless, many still voice opinions criticizing the practice. Women are subjected to the torment of being emotionally traumatized by the fear that fellow citizens may disapprove of their choice. We need to turn this around so every woman can feel pride in her decision to exterminate an unwanted fetus in her body. Perhaps a presidential medal that could be given on an annual basis to the woman who makes the most courageous decision for abortion would help change how abortion is perceived in the minds of the average person."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,204307.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; gangs; hillary; satire

1 posted on 05/03/2016 10:30:39 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens; All

“What they overlook is that joining a gang is like having a family.”

There are mentally challenged people out there at this very moment saying, “that is the most retarded thing they have ever heard.”


2 posted on 05/03/2016 10:37:47 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: John Semmens

I suggest that Hillary try living in the real world. Family members don’t shoot others just because they belong to another family.


3 posted on 05/03/2016 10:42:37 AM PDT by w1andsodidwe (TRUMP. YES! Bye Bye hiLIARy.)
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To: w1andsodidwe

Uh, Semi-Satire. As bad as she is, I don’t think that she actually said this.

Of course, don’t ask coal miners and their families about the outrageousness of what she says - because for them it isn’t semi-satire.


4 posted on 05/03/2016 11:22:33 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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