"Saint" John F. Kerry: Phony Roman Catholic Millionaire Extraordinaire

http://www.conservative-spirit.org | March 28, 2004 | GWB and GOP Man

[GWB and GOP Man]

JOHN F. KERRY: PHONY ROMAN CATHOLIC MILLIONAIRE EXTRAORDINAIRE

by GWB and GOP Man

John F. Kerry wants to be in good standing with the Roman Catholic church. John F. Kerry wants to receive Holy Communion. John F. Kerry left and divorced his first wife and seeks to advance the pro-abortion agenda despite what is taught in Church doctrine. John F. Kerry is a poor excuse for a Roman Catholic just like his associate reptile in the Senate, Teddy "Gill Man" Kennedy, who is another pro-abortion "Roman Catholic" who fails to respect church doctrine and who fails to apply the teachings of the Roman Catholic faith into his own life.

John F. Kerry successfully passed through his mother's birth canal. (Yes, even Lurch Addams had a mother.) Now that he is here and has his life, he seeks to advance a pro-abortion agenda that will prevent other innocent, defenseless and developing unborn children from obtaining THEIR God given Right to Life.

John F. Kerry demands that Vietnam Veterans respect him and he tells us that he is a war hero. He is no war hero. He turned his back on our brave and courageous soldiers serving in Vietnam AFTER he was safe and sound and sleeping comfortably in his cozy bed at home.

John F. Kerry married into big, BIG, money and now that "HE HA$ HI$" he seeks to punish achievement by raising taxes on the wealthy.

John F'ing Kerry is a lumbering, bumbling, gold digging, womanizing, caviare eating and cognac drinking, brandy sniffing, urinating, defecating, ultimate liberal DemocRATic hypocrite and gigolo extraordinaire millionaire...and those are a few of his "GOOD" qualities. John F'ing Kerry is a Herman Munster or Lurch clone and he desperately wants YOUR F'ING VOTE!

John F'ing Kerry's phony "record" speaks for itself. He is a phony "Roman Catholic" and he is a phony "war hero."

John F'ing Kerry is a genuine liberal and that is the truth.

And another thing...

John F'ing Kerry, the snow skier, should stick to the bunny slopes. If one falls down as often as he does and if one must blame the secret service for causing him to take repeated falls on the slopes, then John F'ing Kerry should kindly remove himself from harms way and he should also refrain from using vulgarities and profanities when referring to those who are sent there to protect his sorry carcass.

But, that is just F'ing Kerry being F'ing Kerry. John F'ing Kerry is just an ultimate liberal Democratic hypocrite being an ultimate liberal Democratic hypocrite.

It's a rotten-to-the-core job but someone has to do it, right LURCH?

Remember my friends...

Dump the Heinz and keep buying the Hunts.

Thanks,

GWB and GOP Man

[Theodore R.]

Still, an article last week said that Kerry was running well ahead among Catholics compared to Protestants. The article said that in particularly Kerry was strong among Catholics in TN, a distinct minority. There are many Catholics nationwide awaiting a "second JFK," and apparently they will take what they can get regardless of the candidate's merits or demerits.

[GWB and GOP Man]

Ping

[mikrofon]

Available at the entrance of every church where Kerry speaks...

[proudmilitarymrs]

And your info on Catholics comes from where? Your generalizations of Catholics smell of Democrat.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Could it be that he's running for his life well adead of irate Catholics, who're after his mangy hide?

[F.J. Mitchell]

"Ahead" darn it!

[Theodore R.]

I read an article today or yesterday about Kerry running far ahead among Catholics compared to Protestants. It might take an hour to locate the article.

[Torie]

Theodore is correct in what he says. Of course, one can argue about the definition of "Catholic." In the polls, it is presumably a self definition.

[GWB and GOP Man]

I do not believe the majority of Roman Catholics nationwide are for John F. Kerry.

You will have an extremely hard time convincing me of that one.

[Qwinn]

Exactly. And self-definition is simply bogus. There are plenty of people who claim to be Jewish who think that being Jewish means eating bagels with lox.

The same is true of Catholic. They treat it like it's a race, not a religion.

Qwinn

[Theodore R.]

Could we agree that Kerry would need a majority of Roman Catholics to win the 270 electoral votes? A majority of Catholics voted for JFK, LBJ, HHH, Carter, Clinton (2), and Gore. They also supported Eisenhower in 1956, Nixon in 1972, and Reagan (2). Catholics are especially critical to Kerry in such states as OH, MO, WI, MN, MI, and IA.

[GWB and GOP Man]

Where in the world are you getting your information?

[MeekOneGOP]

[onyx]

I can only impart anecdotal evidence to you.
My particular parish will not even tacitly endorse Kerry.
Quite the contrary.
For the past 3 Sunday Masses I have attended,
remarks have been made about the importance
of electing ONLY pro-life politicians.

[floriduh voter]

bttt

[GWB and GOP Man]

Thanks for the hilarious pictures MeekOneGOP!

[MeekOneGOP]

My pleasure, thanks ...