Posted on 06/19/2004 8:25:09 PM PDT by GnuHere
The latest Top Ten contest topic for The Late Show is "Top 10 Chapter Titles in Bill Clinton's Memoir."
Good Freep fun. Not much time, though - I think the new winners get picked by each Monday.
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/
Why it's not my fault. 2 Why it's my mother's fault. 3 Why it's Hillary's fault 4 Why it's the VRWC's fault 5 Why I'm brilliant 6 Why I'm the greatest 7. Why everyone wants me 8. Why the Media loves me 9. Why it's Starr's fault 10. Why it's Monica's fault.
Forcing gays into the military: Homo you don't.
How to use the Bible as a prop while hating what it says.
How I spent my Easter vacation.
I gonorrhea! My medical records are clean.
Why I favor cigars: Because I don't like to inhale.
I really AM black, I have just been laying in bleach.
Mastering the art of persuasion: How to use a bunch of stolen FBI files .
Crying on demand and Lying on demand: Fun with Tony Campollo.
Ron Brown and Vince Foster needed my friendship like they needed another hole in their head.
The Library, the Chick, and Her Wardrobe.
The Liar, The Witch and the Whore Robe.
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