Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
"Then why don't you guess your way to Rosebud?" - Funny Farm
I think he broke his #@^#en neck - Longest Yard
Say hello to my little friend! - Scarface
Say goodnite to da bad guy! - Scarface
"Why did I get mixed up with that bitch? Cause she's got a great ass, and you - got yer head - all da way up it!" - Heat
Yippee Kai Aye Mother@#^#er!!! - John McClane, Die Hard
It just happened. Could have happened to anybody. It was an accident right. You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidently(censored). - Joe Hollenbeck, Last Boy Scout.
I didn't vote for you, you sonovabitch - Joe Hollenbeck, Last Boy Scout
Genetics, peewee - Tango and Cash
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece - Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket(the whole drill sgt speech, fits)
"They took the bar, the @^#@# bar" - Animal House
"Every man dies, not every man really lives" - Braveheart
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take - OUR FREEDOM"
There is a Special Hell that is reserved for child molesters for people who misquote movie quotes and for people who talk in the theater.
I love that movie. It's full of great lines. Sean Connery is outstanding.
I got two guns, one for both of you.
FREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMM!
"I fell off the jetway again."
Good grief, you're right!
Braveheart-the obvious--' Freeeeedommmmm'
also-
" To converse with his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to the Almighty."( not exact quote)
and the quote on the battlefield about God telling him that Gibson was f--ked.
The 'mad Irishman' was great!
"Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but ah, when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him."
sorry guys. the D&D quotes are just not coming to me. keep em coming tho, if you can.
From Hanibal: "Bowels in or Bowels out?"
I think that it was the same film, but not certain, where Inspector Clouseau asked the hotel attendant if he had a room. Only when he pronounced it he said what sounded like "rhume" which is the French word for a cold.
"No, I don't have a rhume."
It is hard to explain but it was really funny, and a clever way of dissing the French who are so uptight about their language sometimes.
The followup line is perhaps even more common: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
Tossing this into a conversation at certain times can get everyone rolling on the floor, because it's *so* out of the blue and the last thing anyone ever expects.
It was also used to great effect in a "Family Guy" episode. They were doing a "baby trapped down a well" episode, like the "Baby Jessica" case in Midland Texas years ago that got so much wordwide news coverage. Then baby Stewie wanders by, looks down the well at the trapped kid, and out of nowhere says, "it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again". It was such a *perfect* line in context (especially given Stewie's personality), that I had to gasp for breath from laughing so hard.
From State and Main "So that happened."
Almost ANYTHING from "The Big Lebowski". One of the most quotable movies ever.
"Here. Take these extra gloves. My hands are sweating".
(best i could do)
It's the sight gags that really get me with D&D. I lol every time i think of those white furry boots that Jim Carrey wore as he got out of the Lamboghini, OR the Tounge on the ski lift OR the Wiping there tears with $20 bills at an AT&T commercial.
Amadeus...
Little girl in AIRPLANE -- I like my coffee black; like my men.
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