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Sean Connery sued by downstairs neighbour--"a rude, foul-mouthed, fat old man"
CTV/Associated Press ^
| 2/23/2005
Posted on 02/23/2005 10:36:33 AM PST by ArcLight
A downstairs neighbor of debonaire James Bond actor Sean Connery has filed a $30 million US lawsuit alleging he's a bully who's trying to force the family out of the townhouse they share.
"Notwithstanding the cinematic James Bond image of consummate finesse, the defendant Connery, in true Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde fashion, acts the part in real life of a bully who ignores norms of neighborliness and decency," the court papers say.
Dr. Burton Sultan, an ophthalmologist, lives with his wife and daughters on the lower four floors of a six-story Tudor townhouse, built in 1869, on Manhattan's East Side. Connery and his wife live on the top two floors.
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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bond; connery; jerk
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"No, Mr. Bond. I want you to move!
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:36:38 AM PST
by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
I loved it when SNL did "Jeopardy!" takeoffs and had Sean Connery as a contestant. He makes a wonderful pig.
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:42:32 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: ArcLight
Dr. Burton Sultan Dr. "No!"?
To: ArcLight
>"a rude, foul-mouthed,
fat old man"
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Oh! Fat old men can be a spy, but Denise can't be a physicist?!
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To: ClearCase_guy
We meet again, eh, Trebeck!
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:54:36 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: theFIRMbss
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:55:01 AM PST
by
stainlessbanner
(Let's all pray for HenryLee II)
To: ClearCase_guy
"I shee you there, Shultan, coming up the walk!
We'll shee who can outlast whom!"
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:58:13 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(The Old Man and the Upstairs Apartment.)
To: freebilly
"Trebeck, I'll take 'penis mightier' for $500...."
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posted on
02/23/2005 10:58:28 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: freebilly
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:00:36 AM PST
by
frankiep
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:02:09 AM PST
by
StoneColdGOP
(Warning: Not being an open-borders RINO can be dangerous to your FR health.)
To: freebilly
"Ok, Trebek, you pansy... Give me 'the rapists' for $200..."
To: freebilly
"Trebeck, I'll take 'anal bum cover' for $1000...."
"That's 'an album cover'!"
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:02:51 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: theFIRMbss
Every time my boyfriend sees her, he yells, "I'm a scientist!"
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:03:25 AM PST
by
small_l_libertarian
(Snuggled back down into my cozy duvet of rage...)
To: Stone Mountain
I'm laughing so hard I just spit all over my monitor...!
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:03:56 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: frankiep
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:05:25 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: theFIRMbss
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:08:19 AM PST
by
ArcLight
To: Stone Mountain
Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.
Connery: Mooo.
Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.
Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:10:01 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: Stone Mountain
Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.
Connery: Mooo.
Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.
Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:10:56 AM PST
by
freebilly
(I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
To: freebilly; Stone Mountain
Connery: "I'll take
Swords for $1,000."
Trebek: "That's not Swords that's 'S' words."
Connery: "I'll take Swords for $1,000."
To: freebilly
Trebek: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Connery: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth
Connery: I pose a connundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.
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posted on
02/23/2005 11:35:53 AM PST
by
frankiep
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