Posted on 05/17/2005 11:13:14 AM PDT by pissant
Heck No..He shops at the liquor store for Molson!
"Does your husband shop at Albertson's"
No, and he's considerably younger than 70. But, he does "cropdust" in stores on a regular basis. (Truth to tell, so do I).
Maybe I've worked in around sick people for too long.
Maybe it's because I worked with a really cool GI Dr.
Maybe it was the man I was married to.
MAYBE it's the genetic anomsia.
Whatever, farting doesn't bother me.
Nose picking, however, does gross me out :)
Stay away from men who drink BEER and Chomp on Broccolli and Pig Skins YUCK, YIKES, MAJOR STINK NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP!
Kicking the clean clothes {that I haven't had time to finish folding} off of the bed onto the floor so he can take a nap with the dogs.
Letting the 65 lb. dog jump into the passenger seat of my truck with muddy feet {on Sunday when they go get the paper} when I have important work papers lying there.
Some Marie Callendars' and Claim Jumpers aren't bad to keep around. There's other frozen foods if you root around long enough.
I will take that advice. My fishing buddy has been banished from the tent for such behavior!
I think people should fart away from others not on them....
Silent Farts Smell so you cannot determine who it is in a public place...
Yikes. BTW, welcome to FreeRepublic.
Somehow I just KNEW it would be you......
It has been duly noted!
Oh yes a Tent you could get toxic fumes and paSS OUT AND FAIL TO CATCH YOUR FISH..
Definetly 86 him...
Of course, thanks. Missed it. Now I see it:
"Failing to control flatulence."
No problem. It's always controlled.
Hello HH, I missed you!
Strong butt muscles??
"Getting drunk despite lack of any obvious excuse."
What constitutes an obvious excuse to get drunk. Could be I'm just annoyed by my partner all the time so I have to remain in a drunken stupor! Works for me....
"Failing to control flatulence."
No problem. It's always controlled.
How true - we control the time and place, which at home are usually "here" and "now".
Don't light a match either!
Use 'em or lose 'em.
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