Love is ... not picking your nose and burping (rift prevention)

Scotsman ^ | 5/16/05 | Ed Black

[pissant]

WOW. You must not be married!

[newgeezer]

Nothing in the list to discourage farting.

[pissant]

as long as they come up roses!

[najida]

An amorous drunk?

Depends on HOW drunk he is....
I've got a few good memories after a night out and a bottle or two of Veuve Clicquot (which I still pronounce as "Verve Cliket")

[Hatteras]

"• Obtaining reassurance about clothing, then changing it anyway."

I get "Honey, does this look alright?" and after I say "Sure, it looks great!" the response usually is somewhere along the lines of "Hell, what am I doing asking you?"

[pissant]

I wanna drink with you! ;o)

[pissant]

Just don't tell her it makes her look fat!

[pissant]

Pissant the counselor PING

[BobS]

"What kind of wife makes you a TV dinner anyhow?"

When everyone just wants a fast meal. There are a few passable ones.

[Argh]

PA, here's a joke you might like at # 10.

[pissant]

I stock up for when the wife is out of town. 3 hungrymans usually do the trick!

[missyme]

Men will flatuate anytime any place and anywhere, in fact I was in the vegetable section and this man I swear about 70 walked by me and farted on me I could not believe it!!
then everyone walked by me looking at me like I did it!

I could not by my vegetables and had to leave ALBERTSONS!

[CheapRock]

Burping and failing to control flatulance...wow. Must be something wrong with our marriage, because both my husband and I have "failed to control" these things (in front of each other) for fourteen years, and we're still going strong. (In fact, it's a source of humor to us). Maybe we're immature, but we prefer not to sweat the small stuff (like gas), and focus on bigger issues, like supporting each other and remaining faithful, etc.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I loved loo rolls as a kid!

[pissant]

does your husband shop at Albertsons?

[pissant]

Is that like a Nutty Buddy?

[CheapRock]

"Nothing in the list to discourage farting."

Um, flatulance IS farting. (Polite, medical term for it).

[Hoodlum91]

Thanks for the ping.

You always have the best advice!!

[pissant]

ANd for you my friend, don't drink your male friend's beer when he goes to take a leak! ;o)

[Tijeras_Slim]

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