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Love is ... not picking your nose and burping (rift prevention)
Scotsman ^ | 5/16/05 | Ed Black

Posted on 05/17/2005 11:13:14 AM PDT by pissant

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To: BobS

LOL..Cropdust does not smell!


81 posted on 05/17/2005 12:08:44 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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To: BobS

Also my mom was a huge BEANER Oh lord!


82 posted on 05/17/2005 12:09:32 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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To: missyme

Chili relleno with refried beans and Mexican rice is my standard artillery.


83 posted on 05/17/2005 12:27:23 PM PDT by BobS
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To: cowboyway

warning ping


84 posted on 05/17/2005 12:35:54 PM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: BobS

Yeah I would say so! Mexican Air Biscuits flying all over the place!


85 posted on 05/17/2005 12:36:52 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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To: missyme

Na, I would never do that to a classy lady like you!


86 posted on 05/17/2005 12:41:54 PM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
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To: pissant
"Getting drunk despite lack of any obvious excuse."

I always have an obvious excuse by proudly wearing my "AA is for Quitters" T-shirt.

87 posted on 05/17/2005 12:43:56 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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To: pissant

ppfftttt... yer always naked.


88 posted on 05/17/2005 12:50:20 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: pissant

"Love is ... not picking your nose and burping"

It's an amazing coincidence. I'm a greeting card writer, and I had just submitted these very words to Hallmark for next year's Valentines line.


89 posted on 05/17/2005 12:50:32 PM PDT by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: pissant
How'd I guess----BUMP!

Sporatic BUMP day to make sure HONEY DO'S GET DONE RIGHT!!!

90 posted on 05/17/2005 12:50:45 PM PDT by SweetCaroline (Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.....MAXINE)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Yeah, riiiggghtt. Men would HATE that *more* than women, cuz ya know, women are *supposed* to be so cultured and elegant and genteel, and we never do those things ;-D. (Not to mention *supposed* to look good all the time - so don't complain about women taking forever to get ready - it's to look good for YOU).


91 posted on 05/17/2005 12:53:34 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: pissant

I heard that story before....


92 posted on 05/17/2005 12:54:09 PM PDT by SweetCaroline (Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.....MAXINE)
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To: CSM

Well I am glad to know that! :)


93 posted on 05/17/2005 12:54:33 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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To: BobS

Marie Callendar's the best, easily.


94 posted on 05/17/2005 12:59:31 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

You are truly special!


95 posted on 05/17/2005 1:02:31 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: CheapRock

Good point, of course. I know that's going to happen to me in my impending marriage - I have big GI troubles. I'm just like my Dad, despite being female. :-\ :D I'm just more likely to hide it in public than some guys. ;-D

I don't sweat it much either, since I know both my parents have dealt w/it (Mom has her share), and even my best friend tells me about her & hubbie's GI troubles and "wars".


96 posted on 05/17/2005 1:02:53 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: Hi Heels

shhh. Don't tell my employees!


97 posted on 05/17/2005 1:02:54 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: SweetCaroline

"HONEY DO'S GET DONE RIGHT!!!"

You mispelled "DOES."


98 posted on 05/17/2005 1:17:05 PM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
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To: missyme

"Well I am glad to know that!"

You didn't know you were classy?


99 posted on 05/17/2005 1:17:58 PM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
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To: CSM

No silly, that you wouldn't didle on me! :)


100 posted on 05/17/2005 1:21:41 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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