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141 posted on 07/01/2005 7:40:28 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)

To: appalachian_dweller

Tequila last night....Oh YUK!

....the worst hangover I ever had was when I drank Tequila!

142 posted on 07/01/2005 7:40:41 AM PDT by SweetCaroline (Thank You GOD for watching over me.)

Good one. My boss especially like t he bunnies in the street. (I really didn't mean to fwd it to him.)

143 posted on 07/01/2005 7:40:50 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Si quaestio exsisteret, solutionem offerem)

144 posted on 07/01/2005 7:41:17 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)

I ... ah.... don't know what to say....Ravenstoke seems like a nice place....

145 posted on 07/01/2005 7:41:50 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Then they came for me and by then there was no one left to speak out for me.)

146 posted on 07/01/2005 7:43:16 AM PDT by BJClinton (I bend the microphone to the furthest point like a Germanic tribesman)

147 posted on 07/01/2005 7:43:32 AM PDT by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)

Police: "Who did that?

Osama: "NOT ME!"

148 posted on 07/01/2005 7:44:21 AM PDT by TheBigB (Would you like extra sarcasm with that?)

Stupid work filter. . .

149 posted on 07/01/2005 7:45:26 AM PDT by jtminton (Help stop second hand rap!)

150 posted on 07/01/2005 7:45:26 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Si quaestio exsisteret, solutionem offerem)

To: Fierce Allegiance

If you liked those bunnies... you'd really like these bunnies.

http://www.lebonze.com/playground/bunnylove.htm

151 posted on 07/01/2005 7:45:47 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Then they came for me and by then there was no one left to speak out for me.)

Family Circus is SO lame, but I've never seen one comic strip ridicule another before Pearls.

152 posted on 07/01/2005 7:46:40 AM PDT by Dog Gone

To: Dashing Dasher

The music was an instant turnoff.

153 posted on 07/01/2005 7:47:33 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Si quaestio exsisteret, solutionem offerem)

154 posted on 07/01/2005 7:48:43 AM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)

To: Fierce Allegiance

155 posted on 07/01/2005 7:50:08 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Then they came for me and by then there was no one left to speak out for me.)

To: TheBigB; All

If Women Controlled The World:

And my personal favorite...

156 posted on 07/01/2005 7:51:19 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)

To: WakeUpAndVote

Ping to a thread you might enjoy....

157 posted on 07/01/2005 7:52:24 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)

To: Dashing Dasher

Hurry fast and you might make it in time for the Brickyard race. That will be better than the Formula One not race we just had.

158 posted on 07/01/2005 7:54:03 AM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)

To: handy old one

I could be there by Xmas.

159 posted on 07/01/2005 7:57:18 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Then they came for me and by then there was no one left to speak out for me.)

Old joke time:

Bill, Hillary, and AlGore are swept up by a tornado and suddenly find themselves in Oz.

AlGore says, "Wow, I think I'll find the Wizard and see if he can give me a brain."

Hillary says, "Good idea. I'll go with you and see if he can give me a heart."

Bill looks around and says, "Where's Dorothy?"

Bill, Hillary, and AlGore are flying on Air Force One. Algore says, "I think I'll make one of the people down there happy and throw a $100 bill out the window."

Bill says, "AlGore, you could make two people happy and throw two $50 bills out the window."

Hillary says, "We could make 100 people happy by throwing 100 $1 bills out the window."

The pilot says, "I could make 50 million people happy. I'll throw the three of you out the window.

Senator Kerry is flying to a campaign junket and, as a gesture to the little guy, has invited a Priest and a hiker to fly along. During the trip the plane develops engine trouble and the pilots come out and say, "We're going to have to bail out. Unfortunately, we only have four parachutes. We're taking two." With that, they strap on and jump out the door.

Senator Kerry says, "I am the smartest man in the country and the Democrat's only hope for the Presidency. No matter what, I must survive this flight." So he straps on and jumps out the door.

The Priest turns to the hiker and says, "My son, I have lived a full life. I have made my peace with G-d. Death holds no fear for me. Take the parachute and go."

The hiker says, "Relax, Father. The smartest man in the country just jumped out the door with my backpack."

Shalom.

160 posted on 07/01/2005 7:58:33 AM PDT by ArGee (So that' show liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)

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