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Blonde Joke of the Day (Humor...unless you are blonde)
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Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant
A blind man enters a *lesbian bar* by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb 'blonde' joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and I have a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: imissyouthag; zoinks
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To: apackof2
101
posted on
10/14/2005 5:45:25 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Stingy Dog
Me too! Especially if they are driving their husbands BMW and have a cell phone in their ear!
102
posted on
10/14/2005 5:46:48 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher; najida
103
posted on
10/14/2005 5:53:05 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
A blonde has a gun to her head. Her husband walks in and screams "What the H-ll are you Doing?"
she replied "shut up, your next!"
104
posted on
10/14/2005 6:02:28 AM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(The Price of Freedom is Written on the Wall.)
To: pissant
What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
;^)
....sorry!
To: pissant
Already heard it, get some new material.
106
posted on
10/14/2005 6:58:11 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
Dunno, I am a red hot Italian brunette!
LOL
107
posted on
10/14/2005 10:22:42 AM PDT
by
apackof2
(There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers)
To: pissant
During a trip to America, a group of blonds are telling jokes to pass the the time. One blond tells a light bulb joke to the other blonds.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Another answers One!, and they all start laughing
108
posted on
10/14/2005 10:48:13 AM PDT
by
RunningWolf
(tag line limbo)
To: JoeSixPack1
109
posted on
10/14/2005 12:31:08 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: dagoofyfoot
oooooooooooooo. That's bad!
110
posted on
10/14/2005 12:31:45 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Jeez, aren't you miss hard to keep happy today!
111
posted on
10/14/2005 12:32:16 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Check your freepmail, it is full of Blonde jokes that are not postable.
Hope you enjoy them sweetie.
I was just messing with you, but I did hear it already.
112
posted on
10/14/2005 12:35:09 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: apackof2
Is that right? We'll see if there are some good hot italian jokes out there. LOL
113
posted on
10/14/2005 12:36:33 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: RunningWolf
Hmmmm. I'm trying to comprehend...
114
posted on
10/14/2005 12:38:01 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Yea, and they were all as old as mine. LOL
116
posted on
10/14/2005 12:38:40 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Mine will never be as old as yours. ;^)
117
posted on
10/14/2005 12:39:54 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Listen you old bat, I'm just 23 years old! LOL
118
posted on
10/14/2005 12:40:54 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
You don't want me to tell your real age now do you?
You are 7 years older than I am and don't you forget it.
119
posted on
10/14/2005 12:45:41 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
But I feel 23......and look 53. LOL
120
posted on
10/14/2005 1:00:32 PM PDT
by
pissant
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