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Blonde Joke of the Day (Humor...unless you are blonde)
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Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant
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Hehehe
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:08:08 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:10:13 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: pissant
To: pissant; MotleyGirl70; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think Jersey Republican Biker Chick's gonna have a go with pissant when she reads this.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:14:01 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: pissant
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:18:26 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: peacebaby; MotleyGirl70
This doesn't mean you both have to dye your hair back to brunette. ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:19:12 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: xJones
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:20:06 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Mr. Smith comes home to his blonde wife, who has large bandages on her ears.
Mr. S: "What's wrong, honey? How did you get that bandage on your ear?"
Mrs. S: "I tried to call my girlfriend today, and I mistook the iron for the phone."
Mr. S: "Ouch! That had to hurt. So what happened to the other ear?"
Mrs. S: "I called 9-1-1."
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:25:58 PM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
(FreeRepublic: your educational retreat from the stress of Leftist media jihad.)
To: pissant
Oh come on,that's a recycled Aggie joke.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:27:43 PM PDT
by
AlaninSA
(It's ONE NATION UNDER GOD...brought to you by the Knights of Columbus)
To: Christian4Bush
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:29:47 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: AlaninSA
Aren't all jokes recycled aggie jokes?
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:30:22 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
QUESTION - What is the mating call of the Redhead at a party?
ANSWER - "Have the blondes gone home yet?"
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:30:52 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
To: pissant
How does a blonde practice safe sex?
With padded head boards
To: Lokibob
Hey, I've always preferred the red heads! ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:34:37 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Horatio Gates
I'd ask you to explain, but I better not! ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:35:10 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Fair point. Aggies are such an easy target...almost as easy as Arkansas and Wisconsin.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:42:44 PM PDT
by
AlaninSA
(It's ONE NATION UNDER GOD...brought to you by the Knights of Columbus)
To: pissant
Seasonal joke:
What does a blonde vampire turn into at dusk?
A dingbat.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:43:23 PM PDT
by
sandlady
To: AlaninSA
Up in my neck of the woods we have Idaho jokes.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:45:34 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: sandlady
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:45:54 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant; MotleyGirl70
I know for a fact, that under my daughter's dark roots, she really is a blonde.
She can't get across the street without help.
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posted on
10/13/2005 4:53:45 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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