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Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Brunette: Why do you write "TGIF" on the toes of your shoes?
Blonde: That reminds me that...Toes Go In First...
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:15:35 PM PDT
by
Randy Larsen
(Freedom is not America's gift to man, Freedom is GOD'S gift to mankind!....G.W.Bush)
To: najida
Free wine will always be forgiven.
I think you need to have a FR shindig at your place. So we can drink with the birds.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:17:36 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Randy Larsen
63
posted on
10/13/2005 7:18:26 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
I think you need to have a FR shindig at your place. So we can drink with the birds.How about tonight...give me 1/2 an hour...okay?
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:20:36 PM PDT
by
Randy Larsen
(Freedom is not America's gift to man, Freedom is GOD'S gift to mankind!....G.W.Bush)
To: pissant
Come on down!
I'll fix Jambalaya ;)
I may even clean house.
Dear lord, she just drank another snootful!
65
posted on
10/13/2005 7:23:09 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: pissant
Come on down!
I'll fix Jambalaya ;)
I may even clean house.
Dear lord, she just drank another snootful!
66
posted on
10/13/2005 7:23:14 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: Randy Larsen
It's gonna take me alot longer than 30 minutes to make it to Georgia!
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:29:41 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: najida; Dashing Dasher; PaulaB; Randy Larsen
Jambalaya would be perfect. I'll bring the beer, Dash can bring some Napa wine, and Paula can bring BBQ texas brisket. And Randy, who I just met, will bring the tequila. ;o)
68
posted on
10/13/2005 7:32:17 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Seriously,
I can sleep, erm,
ah...5 to 10 (depending on how comfortable you want to be ;))
Come on down, or over...
Randy, bring lime and salt with the Tequila please.
69
posted on
10/13/2005 7:34:52 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: pissant; najida; Dashing Dasher; Randy Larsen
I'm on my way... ;)
Bringing the Texas BBQ and the Shiner-bock (made in Texas baby)
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:37:17 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: najida; Dashing Dasher; PaulaB; Randy Larsen
Well, you know Paula will pass out in the easy chair (we'll draw a mustache on her). Dasher and Randy will be up all night playing quarters. So I'll take the guest room. ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:38:19 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: PaulaB
Sweet or hot BBQ....or a combination??
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:39:42 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: PaulaB
WOOHOO!
Great...
Now Diva is singing 'La lalala laaaaa la' over and over.
Sloopy drunk and off key too.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:39:47 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: pissant
we'll draw a mustache on her
The party doesn't begin until a mustache has been drawn
I'd be honored ;)
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:40:30 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: pissant
combination of course
I like it sweet but hot is the Texas way
like they say
"If you can't hold down the BBQ..your not a true Texan"
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:41:57 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB; Darksheare
But we promise not to Saran wrap you to the chair. Only Darkesheare likes that. ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:42:17 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
I don't have an easy chair (I have a chaise and some big ottomans).
We'll just drape Paula on the chaise, wrap her in a sari and make a turban out of one of my scarves.
Dasher will be in the porch with Randy throwing paper wads at the ceiling fan.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:42:31 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: najida
**LOL**
just keep me with the singing bird
love to sing but can't carry a tune ;)
78
posted on
10/13/2005 7:44:01 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: pissant; PaulaB
Saran Wrap?
Did someone mention Saran Wrap?
Roughly six plies of Saran Wrap will hold an adult immobile...
Ten and you can hold them ten foot in the air on a tree.
Experimentation shows that the heavy duty stuff works best.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:44:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: najida; Randy Larsen; Dashing Dasher; PaulaB
Can you transform that texas girl into a maharishi? I don't think Randy will be able to hang with Dash though. She's got an extra liver.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:45:01 PM PDT
by
pissant
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