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Blonde Joke of the Day (Humor...unless you are blonde)
e-mail | 10/13/05 | unknown

Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant

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To: Dashing Dasher

Uh....okay!


41 posted on 10/13/2005 5:59:00 PM PDT by pissant
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To: decal

Oooooh!


42 posted on 10/13/2005 5:59:21 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher; najida

Good one dash. Najida would appreciate that


43 posted on 10/13/2005 6:04:17 PM PDT by pissant
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To: mowowie

Wow. That's brilliant. LOL


44 posted on 10/13/2005 6:05:03 PM PDT by pissant
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To: laney

A true story, I'm thinking!


45 posted on 10/13/2005 6:06:34 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

YES!

I mean YES YES YES!

Clean my house and I'm your love slave for life. (Like that'll ever happen).


46 posted on 10/13/2005 6:12:01 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

You have it backward. Make you a love slave and you'll also clean the house...

;o)


47 posted on 10/13/2005 6:22:46 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Hmmm,

so you like living in a really dirty house, doncha?


48 posted on 10/13/2005 6:27:24 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

I'm a good trainer. ;o)


49 posted on 10/13/2005 6:28:31 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
In housekeeping?

I'm domestically challenged. Severely.
50 posted on 10/13/2005 6:34:40 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida
Yep!


51 posted on 10/13/2005 6:45:45 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

LOL!

You following me around on the 'net?

Have at it, but it's been tried before and it didn't work then.

BTW, I'm sitting here sharing my wine and peanuts with the Princess Diva the Cockatoo and watching her throwing the shells on the floor. I'm a clean freaks worst nightmare.


52 posted on 10/13/2005 6:49:51 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

LOL. Is there something you need to tell us. ;o)


53 posted on 10/13/2005 6:51:19 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
LOL. Is there something you need to tell us. ;o)

OK, I confess.

I don't have a dirt gene.

That and my Cockatoo is an alcoholic.

54 posted on 10/13/2005 6:57:13 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

Poor bird. Needs to be in a 12 flap program.


55 posted on 10/13/2005 7:02:40 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I don't know,
she's kinda fun.....she's singing and doing a very bad Stevie Wonder imitation.

Rather play with her and keep her boozed up than keep house.


56 posted on 10/13/2005 7:05:12 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

I'm guessing she's not the only one imbibing tonight! ;o)


57 posted on 10/13/2005 7:07:27 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Limeade in one glass and Shiraz in the other...
and a bowl of peanuts between us.

OK, Brat the conure is drinking the limeade...He's the designated flyer tonight.


58 posted on 10/13/2005 7:09:32 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: najida

Gotta love it. I am cracking an IPA as we speak!

ANd quit buying Shiraz...it's an import. Washington Syrah's (same grape) are better. ;o)


59 posted on 10/13/2005 7:11:10 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

The wine was a present. It's from California (I think).

And Diva drinking it was a surprise. I think she smells the grapes and doesn't 'get' that it's not all grapes anymore.

OK, now she's trying to turn on the fax machine. BRB, it doesn't have paper.


60 posted on 10/13/2005 7:14:16 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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