:)
Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant
Love it!
Comes from hubby's genes, I'm sure. ;o)
Enjoy.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all pregnant, are in the waiting room of a hospital to get sonograms to find out
the sex of their children.
The Brunette says," I'm going to have a boy because I was
on top the whole time."
The Redhead then says, "Certainly I'm going to have a girl
because I was on the bottom all the time."
At this, the blond starts sobbing and crying, the other two
try and comfort her and ask what's wrong?
She tearfully replies, "I, I, I'M GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!"
LOL! It is funny, and I am a blonde!
hehehehe!!
Hope it's not an aerosal can. Blondes forget to aim the nozzle away from their faces. LOL
I know. I've seen your nice pic on your profile page.
Does suprise me that you got the joke though. LOL
(kidding!!!!)
Not a blonde joke but funny none the less....
Wife comes home from the doctor and is jumping on the bed happily laughing saying YIPEE! YIPEE! the husband comes home and says what the heck are you so happy about???
Wife says I am so happy because the doctor said I have a bustline of a 20 year old! Yipee!
Husband says Oh Yeah! well what the heck did he say about your 40 yr old A**S and she says
Honey your name never came up!
A blonde woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her blonde girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man (pissant?) entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly an meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."
I once went on a road trip to Florida In a rental car with my buddy and his Blonde sister. She Rented it.
When we got home she insisted on having the oil changed in the rental before we returned it!
I never got over that one.
Personnally, I hated being blonde. But I got over it.
5 Blondes heading to Disneyland One Blonde says LOOK! there is a sign here on the Freeway! other blonde says yes and it says Ah!
DISNEYLAND LEFT-
Sadly they all turned around and headed home....
HAHAHA
;)
How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.HAHAH
HEY...... that's not fair !!!!!!!!
A classic!
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