Posted on 10/13/2005 4:08:01 PM PDT by pissant
A blind man enters a *lesbian bar* by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb 'blonde' joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and I have a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
LOL! Good one!
I think Jersey Republican Biker Chick's gonna have a go with pissant when she reads this.
This doesn't mean you both have to dye your hair back to brunette. ;o)
LOL.
Mr. Smith comes home to his blonde wife, who has large bandages on her ears.
Mr. S: "What's wrong, honey? How did you get that bandage on your ear?"
Mrs. S: "I tried to call my girlfriend today, and I mistook the iron for the phone."
Mr. S: "Ouch! That had to hurt. So what happened to the other ear?"
Mrs. S: "I called 9-1-1."
Oh come on,that's a recycled Aggie joke.
LOL. Ouch!
Aren't all jokes recycled aggie jokes?
QUESTION - What is the mating call of the Redhead at a party?
ANSWER - "Have the blondes gone home yet?"
With padded head boards
Hey, I've always preferred the red heads! ;o)
I'd ask you to explain, but I better not! ;o)
Fair point. Aggies are such an easy target...almost as easy as Arkansas and Wisconsin.
Seasonal joke:
What does a blonde vampire turn into at dusk?
A dingbat.
Up in my neck of the woods we have Idaho jokes.
Oh.....groan...LOL
I know for a fact, that under my daughter's dark roots, she really is a blonde.
She can't get across the street without help.
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