Hehehe
1 posted on
10/13/2005 4:08:08 PM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
2 posted on
10/13/2005 4:10:13 PM PDT by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: pissant
To: pissant; MotleyGirl70; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think Jersey Republican Biker Chick's gonna have a go with pissant when she reads this.
4 posted on
10/13/2005 4:14:01 PM PDT by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: pissant
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
5 posted on
10/13/2005 4:18:26 PM PDT by
xJones
To: pissant
Mr. Smith comes home to his blonde wife, who has large bandages on her ears.
Mr. S: "What's wrong, honey? How did you get that bandage on your ear?"
Mrs. S: "I tried to call my girlfriend today, and I mistook the iron for the phone."
Mr. S: "Ouch! That had to hurt. So what happened to the other ear?"
Mrs. S: "I called 9-1-1."
8 posted on
10/13/2005 4:25:58 PM PDT by
Christian4Bush
(FreeRepublic: your educational retreat from the stress of Leftist media jihad.)
To: pissant
Oh come on,that's a recycled Aggie joke.
9 posted on
10/13/2005 4:27:43 PM PDT by
AlaninSA
(It's ONE NATION UNDER GOD...brought to you by the Knights of Columbus)
To: pissant
QUESTION - What is the mating call of the Redhead at a party?
ANSWER - "Have the blondes gone home yet?"
12 posted on
10/13/2005 4:30:52 PM PDT by
Lokibob
To: pissant
How does a blonde practice safe sex?
With padded head boards
To: pissant
Seasonal joke:
What does a blonde vampire turn into at dusk?
A dingbat.
17 posted on
10/13/2005 4:43:23 PM PDT by
sandlady
To: pissant
21 posted on
10/13/2005 4:55:00 PM PDT by
bonfire
(dwindler)
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
I think I'll get my blond friend in here so the two of us can pull out a can of blond whoopa$$
:)
24 posted on
10/13/2005 5:02:08 PM PDT by
PaulaB
(The Clock Is Ticking....Listen To Your Heart)
To: pissant
LOL! It is funny, and I am a blonde!
25 posted on
10/13/2005 5:03:31 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(It is all my fault okay?)
To: pissant
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is faking an orgasm?
A: WHO CARES?
31 posted on
10/13/2005 5:15:36 PM PDT by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: pissant
I once went on a road trip to Florida In a rental car with my buddy and his Blonde sister. She Rented it.
When we got home she insisted on having the oil changed in the rental before we returned it!
I never got over that one.
33 posted on
10/13/2005 5:24:50 PM PDT by
mowowie
To: pissant
Brunette: Why do you write "TGIF" on the toes of your shoes?
Blonde: That reminds me that...Toes Go In First...
61 posted on
10/13/2005 7:15:35 PM PDT by
Randy Larsen
(Freedom is not America's gift to man, Freedom is GOD'S gift to mankind!....G.W.Bush)
To: pissant
What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
;^)
....sorry!
To: pissant
Already heard it, get some new material.
106 posted on
10/14/2005 6:58:11 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
During a trip to America, a group of blonds are telling jokes to pass the the time. One blond tells a light bulb joke to the other blonds.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Another answers One!, and they all start laughing
108 posted on
10/14/2005 10:48:13 AM PDT by
RunningWolf
(tag line limbo)
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To: pissant
This couldn't wait for the Friday silliness thread?
122 posted on
10/14/2005 1:04:43 PM PDT by
Rocky
(Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
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