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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: fanfan; Lady Jag
4,481
posted on
07/24/2006 5:13:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Dead Corpse
...I prefer cribbage, gin, and spades though...I'm a killer at Spades and Hearts...about the only cards I'm really good at.
4,482
posted on
07/24/2006 5:16:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Do you still have much work to do?
To: fanfan
4,484
posted on
07/24/2006 5:19:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
Hi!
How's boot camp? Is Grandma surviving?
;-)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Phones are nuisance after a certain time of day... 12:00:00.01 AM local time?
4,486
posted on
07/24/2006 5:41:05 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: Monkey Face
I'm a serial thread killer. I know that now. Why doesn't someone invent Thread-Killers Anonymous? Then we could have a thread dedicated to it.
4,487
posted on
07/24/2006 5:41:49 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: Monkey Face
I'm a serial thread killer. I know that now. Why doesn't someone invent Thread-Killers Anonymous? Then we could have a thread dedicated to it.
4,488
posted on
07/24/2006 5:41:50 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan
FF, pay attention, I'm going to try again.
I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
4,489
posted on
07/24/2006 5:42:28 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent)
To: Me
Ugh. Just got here... and gotta go away...
4,490
posted on
07/24/2006 5:43:29 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: fanfan
It's almost over...two days.
4,491
posted on
07/24/2006 6:19:07 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: King Prout
I am furious. I am more infuriated at this moment than I have been in a decade. If what happened EVER happens again, I shall meet the person responsible on the field of honor. Barehands, blades, pistols, sledgehammers, I don't care what he chooses... we shall meet and dance, or he'll be damned for a coward as well as a lazy prick for all the world to know. I just *cannot believe* that creature dares call himself an emergency-room physician! Um, huh?!
4,492
posted on
07/24/2006 6:41:43 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Renaissance people did not die out with the Renaissance.)
To: King Prout
Yes, it was an adult tooth. Our dentist, the same one that you and I visited as children, repaired the tooth this afternoon. She looks much less like a prizefighter, as a result.
4,493
posted on
07/24/2006 6:43:23 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Renaissance people did not die out with the Renaissance.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm going to send this joke to my father-in-law, the golf fanatic. Thanks!
4,494
posted on
07/24/2006 6:45:02 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Renaissance people did not die out with the Renaissance.)
To: Me; All; God
4,495
posted on
07/24/2006 7:07:53 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: sionnsar
We have more jokes. It just takes a while to transcribe them.
4,496
posted on
07/24/2006 7:47:51 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: sionnsar; fanfan; Lady Jag
Henry came back late from his golf game. He seemed a little upset.
“Is something wrong, Dear?” His wife inquired.
“Yeah!” He slumped into a chair.
“We were playing the back nine, coming up the hill on hole thirteen. George had a heart attack right there.”
“Oh, my goodness! That must have been awful!”
“You have no idea! After that, for five holes, it was hit the ball, drag George -- hit the ball, drag George -- What a nightmare!”
4,497
posted on
07/24/2006 7:58:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
good one ........just got home from 12 hours of work and need to laugh.
4,498
posted on
07/24/2006 8:18:20 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: fanfan
Hi fanfan. dead tired from 12 hour day. need a beer!
4,499
posted on
07/24/2006 8:21:07 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
4,500
posted on
07/24/2006 8:22:56 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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