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Man and woman drove drunk and nude
UPI ^
| 6/14/07
| Staff
Posted on 06/14/2007 7:19:27 AM PDT by Millee
The Washington State Patrol said a Seattle man and woman were pulled over for driving under the influence of alcohol but not under the influence of clothing.
Trooper Jeff Merrill said a 19-year-old man, who was driving the car, was cited for being under the influence of alcohol and embracing while driving, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Thursday.
The 20-year-old female passenger was cited for possession of alcohol after the trooper spotted her trying to place a wine bottle on the floor of the vehicle.
Merrill said the incident occurred early Friday on Interstate 90, near the intersection with Interstate 405. He said the SUV was spotted driving erratically by the trooper.
"There were some acts of physical intimacy going on in the vehicle that were best saved for not driving down the freeway," Merrill told the Seattle Times.
"We harp on the fact that being impaired is so dangerous, but being distracted is equally as dangerous. I can't think of anything more distracting than this."
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To: Millee
They were busted a stone’s throw away from my workplace.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:34:32 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Too bad you couldn’t see the “bust.”
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:47:04 AM PDT
by
ToddBush
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...)
To: Millee
It recalls the famous scene in "A Shot In The Dark" where Clouseau and the maid return from the nudist colony... well nude!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:51:57 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: ToddBush
that could be good or bad. Long time no see, BTW.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:54:13 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Larry Lucido
“If this truck’s a-bookin’...Don’t come a-lookin’”.
Hope this helps! :)
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:00:46 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Fred is here.....and now it'll be all right.)
To: pissant
Yeah, long, long story... if you want the short version I can freep mail it to you.
Hopefully it would have been a good “bust.”
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:31:31 AM PDT
by
ToddBush
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...)
To: Millee
Man and woman drove drunk and nude You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
To: martin_fierro
I didn't, but the cops sure were testy about it!!
I heard.
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:39:23 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: ToddBush
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:49:40 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: gimme1ibertee; Mr. Brightside; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; lesser_satan
“If this van’s driving eratically, we might be acting acrobatically.”
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:56:52 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Millee; martin_fierro
The cops reported the guy was a little two teste.
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:57:50 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; lesser_satan
Frank: In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don’t know. what that’s about?
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posted on
06/14/2007 10:06:27 AM PDT
by
Mr. Brightside
(Rudy Giuliani is just another "Empty Dress Republican")
To: Millee
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posted on
06/14/2007 10:07:46 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Mr. Brightside; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; lesser_satan
Stopping short isn’t my concern. I’m more concerned with getting rear ended in the driveway as in “World According to Garp.”
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posted on
06/14/2007 10:45:40 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Millee; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Shouldn’t you be over here too?
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posted on
06/14/2007 11:19:17 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Larry Lucido
It was not me and you have no proof it was....
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
It wasn’t me either but I’d be bragging about it anyway... :-)
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posted on
06/14/2007 1:19:28 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: Larry Lucido
I know it was not me, because there was no massive pile up caused by hysterical blindness from seeing me naked.
To: Larry Lucido
Show-off!!! LOL
BTW....Good one!
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posted on
06/15/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Fred is here.....and now it'll be all right.)
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