Posted on 09/17/2008 9:16:50 PM PDT by uglybiker
Posted on 15 September 2008
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.
Environmental groups are in an uproar at the hunting death of a rare and notoriously reclusive species. Efforts to have the Sasquatch placed on the endangered species list have met with repeated opposition from state legislature, since protecting the ‘Missing Link’ could be seen as validating evolution.
Conservatives have immediately rallied to their party’s new star, citing that gun ownership and hunting are indelible parts of American culture. Indeed this point is hard to argue, as John Adams was notorious for having captured what he called a “Skunk Ape” and killing it with his bare hands on the White House lawn in front of a paying audience.
If she keeps this up, she'll be one-uppin' Chuck Norris!
A BTT. You can track anything with Batboy as your guide.
Two words:
Nice shot.
Especially "with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle". Most people need a much larger caliber for a bigfoot.
I thought this magazine curled up and died?
He looks like one of the women from Code Pink....
Fake!... that no 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle
It looks a little like a Romanian PSL, but the front handguard and mag are wrong. In any event though, the rifle pictured there is all AK.
bttt
No longer on news stands or grocery aisle checkout counters...but still online.
Cuck Norris wears Sarah Palin jammies.
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