Vanity to end all Vanities

randomhero97

[randomhero97]

Listen up. All of you whiners need to man up (or woman up) because in this battle we can't have anyone suffering from "shell shock."

Things are going to get bad, but we have to persevere and continue to fight the good fight.

I leave you guys with this:

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of freedom, of liberty, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

[HereInTheHeartland]

I think a bit more whining is permitted; it’s only been 23 hours.

How about some jokes, anyone have some good ones?

[ThreePuttinDude]

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[Txngal]

This made me feel a bit better from last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgSdiX0kDI

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Cool, but source your quote......

Aww c'mon! It's a quote by Aragorn from "The Two Towers" by Tolkien.

[DYngbld]

0bama walks into a bar with a duck.

(ok there has to be a joke there someplace)

[randomhero97]

Here I'll help out: Three guys are at the golf course for tee time waiting for their fourth to show up. Guy #1 says while we are waiting I was curious to what your guy's sons have been up to.

Guy #1 says, "Well, my son has been so successful at his BMW dealership that he was able to give his friend a new car."

Guy #2 says, "My son has been so successful as a housing contractor that he was able to build his friend a new house."

Guy #3 says, "My son has been so successful as a financial advisor that he was able to give his friend a stock portfolio."

Finally, guy #4 shows up. "Guy #1 says, "While we were waiting we were discussing our sons, what has your son been up to?"

Guy #4 *with head down* says, "Guys, I just found out my son was gay."

*the other three guys try not to laugh*

*Guy #4 *head raises up with a smile on his face* says, "He's doing really good, though, his last three boyfriends gave him a new BMW, built him a new house, and gave him his own stock portfolio."

[MNConserv]

[MNConserv]

What you said!

[count-your-change]

Two Towers? A book about 9/11? Aragorn? Al A Gore?

[The Iceman Cometh]

Tolkien lied.

Sauron and Sauromon obtained the ring and destroyed middle earth.

Tolkien was Sauron's Georbels.

lol

[VietVet]

Actually, it’s not Tolkien. It’s Aragon’s speech from the movie “The Return of the King” to his troops just before the Battle of the Black Gates.

VietVet

[Hot Tabasco]

Aww c'mon! It's a quote by Aragorn from "The Two Towers" by Tolkien.

Thanks for the info, I'll check out the book........

Read it (them) twice and watched it several times but my memory retention isn't what it used to be.........

[VietVet]

“Tho’ it’s not for me to say
Where the Land of Mordor lay,
Still, I wouldn’t walk through
Central Park at night.”

“...for someone I fear
Still exploits the Palentir,
And the Eye is seen each night
On CBS.”

Quotes from the “Orcs’ Marching Song.”

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Actually, it’s not Tolkien.

Ooooh...ya got me.

[mdunn121]

Yea but Bill Clinton didn’t hate America...This guy hates America... And he is our leader? This is not what our founding fathers had in mind

[dbz77]

Yea but Bill Clinton didn’t hate America...This guy hates America... And he is our leader? This is not what our founding fathers had in mind

It is a shame. Back in 1964, anyone who claimed that liberal Democrats hated America and supported Communism would have been considered out of touch with reality.