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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
Wedwo

Posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:59 AM PST by wedwo

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, Buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, Protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that He should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: euro; hamas; israel; liberal; notnewsactivism; repeatedjoke

1 posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:59 AM PST by wedwo
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To: wedwo

The American Liberal- See “The Palestinian” + demands the government fund a blue ribbon panel to study the fly and the coffee, the results of which is spending billions to determine the only solution is to regulate the drinking of coffee.


2 posted on 01/05/2009 11:06:33 AM PST by mnehring
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To: wedwo

The fly pukes, which creates a slick of stomach oil, which spreads out over the surface of the coffee ... and the fly spits out the Starbucks as ‘too musky’ then flies away to puke somewhere else.


3 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:10 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: wedwo

lol!


4 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:14 AM PST by I'm ALL Right! (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: wedwo

he he. That was good.


5 posted on 01/05/2009 11:07:47 AM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: wedwo
I posted this earlier today, early a.m......but worth repeating as one FReeper put it”humorously accurate”
6 posted on 01/05/2009 11:08:14 AM PST by Kimmers
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To: Nightshift

gnip...


7 posted on 01/05/2009 11:09:01 AM PST by tutstar (Baptist Ping list - freepmail me to get on or off.)
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To: mnehrling

Cynthia McKinney - Israeli ships ram her boat, drowns in coffee.


8 posted on 01/05/2009 11:13:26 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: wedwo
Great post, funny and so true!

Does anyone know of the poem written about 100 years ago about the Russian and the Muslim guy that got into a fight? I cannot think of enough to google it (whenever I google Muslim and fight the number of hits goes exponential). It is so funny. I wish I could find it again.

9 posted on 01/05/2009 11:14:43 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: wedwo

The Scotsman grabs the fly and makes him spit out back in the cup what he drank.


10 posted on 01/05/2009 11:17:02 AM PST by yarddog
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To: wedwo

American - sets the garbage dump next door on fire to kill the maggot population. All the other patrons complain about the smoke, but never thank the Americans for their fly-free coffee.


11 posted on 01/05/2009 11:19:19 AM PST by ClaudiusI
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To: wedwo; bcsco
An Irishman, a Brit and a Scotsman enter a pub after an afternoon of revelry at the futbol games.

Each decides to have a drink of their homelands fame! The Englishman orders a pint of bitters, the Irishman orders an 18-year-old irish whiskey and the Scot orders a 12-year-old malt scotch.

As the bartender sets down their drinks, 3 flies land in them simultaneously!

The Brit sends back his bitters.

The Irshman, knowing the alcohol would kill germs, picks the fly out and downs his whiskey in one gulp.

The Scotsman picks up the fly and begins squeezing it while shouting, “Spit it back, ya wee bastid!”

12 posted on 01/05/2009 11:21:23 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: wedwo

An American scientist asks the waitress for a pin and pins the fly to the bill; walks out without paying, then applies to the government for a two million dollar research grant on how a fly got into the restaurant.


13 posted on 01/05/2009 11:23:42 AM PST by kitkat
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To: wedwo

The American hires a law firm and sues the coffee shop for 300 billion dollars.


14 posted on 01/05/2009 11:24:22 AM PST by george123
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To: The_Media_never_lie
Does anyone know of the poem written about 100 years ago about the Russian and the Muslim guy that got into a fight?

You mean Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir??

15 posted on 01/05/2009 11:25:47 AM PST by omega4412
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To: george123

ain’t it the truth....


16 posted on 01/05/2009 11:26:53 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: wedwo

In the 70’s Israelis and the Palestinians were a problem for the Soviet Union, not unlike they are for the US today. Hence this old joke.

Brezhnev, Arafat and Moshe Dayan were walking alongside Lake Geneva during an international peace conference and found a bottle with a Genie in it. The Genie offered one wish to each.

Arafat said: I want every Jew in Israel to be gone from the face of the earth.

Dayan, likewise, wished every Palestinain Arab to be gone.

Poof, both Arafat and Dayan disappear and now it is Brezhnev alone who has to state his wish:

— I’ll have a cup of coffee, please.


17 posted on 01/05/2009 11:28:22 AM PST by annalex (http://www.catecheticsonline.com/CatenaAurea.php)
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To: wedwo

The Italian would pay the flies to stop landing in his coffee.


18 posted on 01/05/2009 11:29:40 AM PST by ClaudiusI
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To: Zeppelin

Barack Obama - goes to a State Dinner to honor the pro-Palestinian fly.


19 posted on 01/05/2009 11:31:24 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: wedwo

Her Thighness - would kiss the PLO fly on both cheeks.


20 posted on 01/05/2009 11:33:43 AM PST by llevrok (Feral Conservative)
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To: omega4412

Yeah. I’ve been not quite remembering that for years! Thanks!


21 posted on 01/05/2009 11:36:24 AM PST by null and void (Petroglyphs. The original cliffs notes...)
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To: omega4412
You mean Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir??

Exactly. Thanks much.

22 posted on 01/05/2009 11:40:06 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir. There are youtubes that have the song as recorded from a 1920s 78 record.


23 posted on 01/05/2009 11:40:41 AM PST by Piranha
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To: wedwo

You get zipzoomfly.com.


24 posted on 01/05/2009 11:42:01 AM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Professional Engineer

priceless


25 posted on 01/05/2009 11:42:34 AM PST by Peanut Gallery ("...evolution doesn't fully explain the mystery of life" ~ George W. Bush)
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To: wedwo

Very good. You should send it to Rush for a daily chuckle.


26 posted on 01/05/2009 11:50:55 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Responsibility2nd

Rev. Wright - The fly has come home to rooooooooooossssttt...


27 posted on 01/05/2009 12:00:40 PM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: ClaudiusI

the Italian would take out a contract with the local spider and have it hit the fly.


28 posted on 01/05/2009 12:06:56 PM PST by JimC214
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To: wedwo

The American - convenes Congress to subsidize both the coffee and the fly industries. Catches up with the Palestinian as he’s walking away from his vantage point over the cafe he just blew up, just to talk some sense into him. Leon Panetta emails him both sides of the NOC list in the Middle East and Asia.


29 posted on 01/05/2009 12:12:43 PM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: Piranha
Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir. There are youtubes that have the song as recorded from a 1920s 78 record.

Thanks for telling me about the youtubes. Wiki has several version of the lyrics.

30 posted on 01/05/2009 12:25:07 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: omega4412

<Abdul Abulbul Amir

Oh my goodness, I remember this song from Captain Kangaroo. Every now and then I try to look it up, but could never get the name right.

I found 3 versions on iTunes. Thanks for taking me down memory lane!


32 posted on 01/05/2009 2:27:20 PM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: radiohead
Every now and then I try to look it up, but could never get the name right.

I thought it was Abdul the Bulbul Emir. But I got Ivan Skavinsky Skavar right, which was enough. It turns out that googling "and quite unaccustomed to fear" or "to harass the foe from the rear" is enough. Google is a useful tool even if the people who run the company are evil.

33 posted on 01/05/2009 4:22:07 PM PST by omega4412
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