Posted on 01/05/2009 11:03:59 AM PST by wedwo
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, Buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, Protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that He should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
The American Liberal- See “The Palestinian” + demands the government fund a blue ribbon panel to study the fly and the coffee, the results of which is spending billions to determine the only solution is to regulate the drinking of coffee.
The fly pukes, which creates a slick of stomach oil, which spreads out over the surface of the coffee ... and the fly spits out the Starbucks as ‘too musky’ then flies away to puke somewhere else.
lol!
he he. That was good.
gnip...
Cynthia McKinney - Israeli ships ram her boat, drowns in coffee.
Does anyone know of the poem written about 100 years ago about the Russian and the Muslim guy that got into a fight? I cannot think of enough to google it (whenever I google Muslim and fight the number of hits goes exponential). It is so funny. I wish I could find it again.
The Scotsman grabs the fly and makes him spit out back in the cup what he drank.
American - sets the garbage dump next door on fire to kill the maggot population. All the other patrons complain about the smoke, but never thank the Americans for their fly-free coffee.
Each decides to have a drink of their homelands fame! The Englishman orders a pint of bitters, the Irishman orders an 18-year-old irish whiskey and the Scot orders a 12-year-old malt scotch.
As the bartender sets down their drinks, 3 flies land in them simultaneously!
The Brit sends back his bitters.
The Irshman, knowing the alcohol would kill germs, picks the fly out and downs his whiskey in one gulp.
The Scotsman picks up the fly and begins squeezing it while shouting, “Spit it back, ya wee bastid!”
An American scientist asks the waitress for a pin and pins the fly to the bill; walks out without paying, then applies to the government for a two million dollar research grant on how a fly got into the restaurant.
The American hires a law firm and sues the coffee shop for 300 billion dollars.
You mean Ivan Skavinsky Skavar and Abdul Abulbul Amir??
ain’t it the truth....
In the 70’s Israelis and the Palestinians were a problem for the Soviet Union, not unlike they are for the US today. Hence this old joke.
Brezhnev, Arafat and Moshe Dayan were walking alongside Lake Geneva during an international peace conference and found a bottle with a Genie in it. The Genie offered one wish to each.
Arafat said: I want every Jew in Israel to be gone from the face of the earth.
Dayan, likewise, wished every Palestinain Arab to be gone.
Poof, both Arafat and Dayan disappear and now it is Brezhnev alone who has to state his wish:
— I’ll have a cup of coffee, please.
The Italian would pay the flies to stop landing in his coffee.
Barack Obama - goes to a State Dinner to honor the pro-Palestinian fly.
Her Thighness - would kiss the PLO fly on both cheeks.
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