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Alcohol Shot Gun
slipperybrick. ^ | February 16th, 2009

Posted on 02/16/2009 7:46:20 PM PST by JoeProBono

This Alcohol shot gun is light on design, but heavy on shooting alcohol into the mouths of others, or yourself. Great way to re-enact your favorite movies as you soak others with expensive alcohol. Forget the fact that it doesn’t look threatening. Forget the fact that it resembles one of those cookie press guns. Just make someone drink up with extreme prejudice. Nothing on price or availability, but once the folks at UrbanTrend put their booze guns down and sober up, maybe they’ll let us know. They only hold one ounce of booze, so expect to reload a lot.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alcohol; shotgun
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1 posted on 02/16/2009 7:46:20 PM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Damn, I was hoping for a gun with booze as a propellant.


2 posted on 02/16/2009 7:48:02 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: JoeProBono

How bout just drinking from the bottle. Doesn’t that sound a little more efficient?


3 posted on 02/16/2009 7:49:06 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: JoeProBono

Binge drinking is a very serious problem on college campuses. 50% of college students are binge to heavy drinkers according to SAMHSA. Alcohol posioning, date rapes, accidents (including fatal car crashes), and the road to alcoholism are examples of the dangers.


4 posted on 02/16/2009 7:49:48 PM PST by DBCJR (What would you expect?)
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To: JoeProBono

only 1 ounce...isn’t that what belly buttons are for?


5 posted on 02/16/2009 7:52:28 PM PST by bigbob (-)
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To: Army Air Corps

That’s what I thought of first too. vaporized ethanol as the propellant.


6 posted on 02/16/2009 7:54:21 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: JoeProBono; aculeus; Billthedrill; MozarkDawg

“Was next on drawing board.”

7 posted on 02/16/2009 7:59:12 PM PST by dighton
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To: JoeProBono

It should have a built in chunk shield.


8 posted on 02/16/2009 8:03:47 PM PST by allmost
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To: dighton

Keep your coffee smokin’ hot with this shiny shotgun shell thermos. It’s also good for keeping your beer cold while you wander aimlessly through the woods with a gun. Beer and guns: a winning combination.

9 posted on 02/16/2009 8:03:55 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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10 posted on 02/16/2009 8:07:39 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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11 posted on 02/16/2009 8:08:25 PM PST by Red Badger (Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
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12 posted on 02/16/2009 8:09:10 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: mamelukesabre

Good grief. Must be made for wusses, because a real man wouldn’t be caught dead drinking from that thing.


13 posted on 02/16/2009 8:10:53 PM PST by Kirkwood
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14 posted on 02/16/2009 8:12:06 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Army Air Corps

15 posted on 02/16/2009 8:13:34 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: callisto

For your collection...


16 posted on 02/16/2009 8:16:02 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: mamelukesabre

A 12v windshield wiper pump would be much more efficient than this thing...lol


17 posted on 02/16/2009 8:28:06 PM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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18 posted on 02/16/2009 8:31:57 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

retarded


19 posted on 02/16/2009 8:32:08 PM PST by Pipe Dog
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To: JoeProBono

Now THAT’S a utility belt!


20 posted on 02/16/2009 8:39:41 PM PST by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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