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Teen paints giant penis on his parents' roof (to attract Google Earth viewers)
AdelaideNow ^ | 3/26/2009 | DAVID MURRAY, LONDON

Posted on 03/26/2009 11:36:19 AM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies

A STUDENT has some scrubbing to do after his parents discovered he'd painted an 18m-long penis on their roof to get his home noticed on Google Earth. Rory McInnes, 18, decided to make his family home stand out after watching a documentary about Google Earth.

Armed with a tin of white paint, he climbed on top of the $2 million home in Berkshire, south east England, and set to work.

His artwork remained unnoticed for 12 months until a helicopter pilot spotted it and swooped down low so his passengers could take photos.

Dad Andy thought it was a prank call when a British newspaper contacted him about the painting this week.

"It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house,'' Mr McInnes told The Sun.

He confronted his four children, finding his answers when he reached Rory over the phone in Brazil.

Part-way through gap-year travels, Rory could not hold back his laughter as he confessed: "Oh, so you've found it then.''

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To: SonOfDarkSkies

“There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house,’’ Mr McInnes told The Sun.”

Some combinations of words, even though unremarkable, have probably never been said before.


21 posted on 03/26/2009 11:49:24 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: SIDENET
Probably the effect of attending an all boys school.

I can just imagine what would have been seen by that "chopper" crew if it were to be a co-ed school that he attended. ; )

22 posted on 03/26/2009 11:49:33 AM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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23 posted on 03/26/2009 12:08:19 PM PDT by frithguild (Can I drill your head now?)
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Maybe I just don't have an inner Freud, but I see something other than a penis.... :-)


24 posted on 03/26/2009 12:25:46 PM PDT by PrinterEagle
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To: LottieDah

Really, I hope he plans to be something other than an artist!


25 posted on 03/26/2009 12:26:59 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies

I once painted a giant penis.

The paint remover was rough on my skin. ;)


26 posted on 03/26/2009 12:31:43 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Check out this view of it...


27 posted on 03/26/2009 12:37:26 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: SonOfDarkSkies

Wow. Noice! They have to have a few quid to own that in the UK. Beautiful.


28 posted on 03/26/2009 12:40:15 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: SIDENET

Well, he did take considerable risk. He could have encountered a stiff, unyielding wind while he was up there.

Not to mention the possible penal code violations.


29 posted on 03/26/2009 12:51:12 PM PDT by ILikeBourbon
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To: brytlea

“Really, I hope he plans to be something other than an artist!”

No nude models for him.


30 posted on 03/26/2009 1:03:01 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies
There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house

If I had a dime for evey time I heard that old line....
31 posted on 03/26/2009 1:23:53 PM PDT by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a few things in my life I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
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