The Leash - Not just for kids anymore
Posted on 05/27/2009 12:39:30 PM PDT by lewisglad
UsWeekly should go ahead and change their name to Beaver Hair Weekly, because this is the 5th week in a row that Drunky & Skanky Plus How Many Kids Do We Have Again? are on the cover.
TLC should also send UsWeekly s a thank you, because if it wasn't for them 10 million people wouldn't have watched the season premiere.
In this week's issue, we learn that Kate hoards money, HATES the color burgundy and regularly counsels Satan on how to be more evil. Let's get the details, shall we?
One source tells Us that when Jon used to work at Style Craft, she gave him $5 a day to spend. If Jon asked for more money, Kate would flip.
Maybe she kept him on an allowance, so he wouldn't spend all their cash on whores and the sweet sauce?
The source (aka Aunt Jodi) also says that Jon and Kate lied when they said he quit his job, because they wouldn't provide health insurance for their army of children.
Apparently, Jon got pink-slipped after he got caught " misusing company resources." His employers also weren't happy when Kate would storm in. One time, Jon's father forgot to bring Kate lunch and she took it out on everyone at the office, "She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!"
As for the color burgundy, it is one of Kate's arch rivals. One of Jon's father's friends gave the family a van and Kate never uttered the words "thank you."
Instead she traded it in, because the color burgundy reminds her of a real heart. Since she doesn't have one, the color has always made her ANGRYYYYY!!!!
Well, there's your daily dose! Doesn't it make you want to yell at a b*ch for breathing too loud? The feeling is exhilarating, isn't it?
I have no idea who these people are or why they are interesting.
What little I do know makes me wish for a mass extinction event.
good lord. why are these people on TV again?? what is their contribution to society? do they get food stamps or something?
Can we like lose this reality TV crap? It’s nothing but a waste of bandwidth.
Huh?
Clearly, I am WAY “out of the loop” on whatever this is.
I think those stories about Jon and the girl at the bar and Kate and her body guard were publicity stunts for the new season and from what I hear it worked.
Do you think that 1/4th the audience will tune in to see a “healthy view of a large family”?
Everybody loves a train wreck.
What the heck was that all about?
LOL
Oh come on.....it’s like a train wreck. Don’t want to look but you sort of have to.
My wife watches it. I cringe when I walk in the room.
I’m trying to figure out why these people are so rivetingly important. Must be something I’m missing.
$5 a day is more than I get. I’m jealous.
That kid has a Monkey on his back!
Boy, I must be old. I too have no earthly idea who these people are or why I should care.
They’re following the script. If they were a nice, happy couple, nobody would watch.
Barnum was right!
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