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Ammo Shortage Lengthens; Violent Criminals Hit Hardest
self | June 4, 2009 | Sloth

Posted on 06/04/2009 11:45:26 AM PDT by Sloth

SPRINGFIELD -- While the extreme shortage of ammunition in the past several months has received some media attention, little thought has been given to the impact on some of the product's most prolific users: the street gang / urban thug community. Drug dealers and gang members, used to employing relatively common rounds like 9mm or .45ACP in their TEC-9s and Hi-Points, have joined other gun enthusiasts in being stymied by the empty shelves at Wal-marts and local gun shops alike. Rivals aren't going to shoot themselves, however, so active gangbangers do not have the luxury of merely waiting until the shortage is relieved; many have, in desperation, turned to more exotic calibers -- pretty much whatever they can get their hands on.

Many gun-related incidents in the area have begun to reflect this trend, as criminals shelve their empty semi-automatic pistols in favor of other weapons with more readily available ammo. Last week, the Kwik-E-Mart on Curtis Drive was robbed by two assailants bearing a .460 Weatherby Magnum elephant gun and a lever-action rifle chambered in .218 Bee. Two days later, a gang shootout in Waverly Hills left a bystander peppered with birdshot from a single-shot Winchester 28-gauge, the same load used by Vice-President Dick Cheney to shoot attorney Harry Whittington.

Jamal Jackson, a veteran Crip who was recently forced to knock over a local liquor store using a flintlock-operated 18th century blunderbuss, has become frustrated with his new weapon's limitations. "Man, this **** is ****** up," he observes. "**** these dragoons. Now my homies always be laughing at me cause I gotta carry all this powder and wadding and ramrods, and ****." Jackson also expressed his dissatisfaction with the gun's 2 rounds-per-minute rate of fire, which many gangbangers say is too slow for effective drive-by use, and has contemplated going back to the Confederate Army LeMat 'grape shot' revolver he acquired earlier this year for use in ATM muggings.

Hector "Switchblade" Ramirez, on the other hand, is generally satisfied with the 0.577 caliber Snider-Enfield he recently whipped out during a tense drug deal. While the infantry rifle's 54-inch length poses problems in terms of both concealment and maneuvering in cramped crackhouse hallways, Ramirez enjoys its loud report and says it's still easier to wield than the .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle he used in a domestic dispute two weeks ago. He intends to attach a bayonet to the Enfield, increasing its overall length to 70 inches, and to spray-paint all the metal components gold.

Police have condemned the use of such weapons for everyday crimes. Chief Clancy Wiggum recently expressed hope that commonplace robberies and home invasions could be accomplished with simple knives or clubs until conventional ammunition returns to normal availability.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ammo; banglist; humor
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I wonder if they've considered reloading...
1 posted on 06/04/2009 11:45:26 AM PDT by Sloth
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To: Sloth

Very funny! Loved the blunderbuss. Good job! :o)


2 posted on 06/04/2009 11:48:45 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Obama: A day without TOTUS is like a day without sunshine)
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To: Sloth

Spray-paint? That home’s got zircs in his grill, yo.


3 posted on 06/04/2009 11:53:13 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Sloth

I lol’d.


4 posted on 06/04/2009 11:54:13 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Sloth

Perhaps the street gangs can start using shipments from the same overseas suppliers that supply the drug cartels in Mexico.

Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, maybe even China.

And yeah, reloading is an option, if they remember to pick up their brass from the last shoot-out.


5 posted on 06/04/2009 12:00:11 PM PDT by alloysteel (Never let an inanimate object know that you are in a hurry.)
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To: Sloth

*Applause* Well done! :)

(I’m off to Wal-Mart for more ammo. See ya!)


6 posted on 06/04/2009 12:07:03 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Sloth

Yeah, I busted a .257 Ackley Improved in that Mo-Fo’s azz!


7 posted on 06/04/2009 12:09:16 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sloth

Have the homies considered .270 Winmags? They should be available in large quantities until deer season starts...


8 posted on 06/04/2009 12:17:57 PM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Sloth
Cap and Ball howdah pistol ..... best thing about it?

It's a double-barrel 20 gauge blackpowder pistol that is TOTALLY unregulated by federal and state laws in Texas.

9 posted on 06/04/2009 12:21:59 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
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To: Centurion2000
Howdah pistol for anyone interested


10 posted on 06/04/2009 12:24:36 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
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To: Cicero; gov_bean_ counter; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ClearCase_guy; JennysCool; ItsOurTimeNow; ...

*ping*


11 posted on 06/04/2009 1:59:54 PM PDT by Sloth (The Second Amendment is the ultimate "term limit.")
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To: Sloth
Thanks for the belly laugh.

/Salute

12 posted on 06/04/2009 2:03:12 PM PDT by MaxMax (America's population is 304-Million. Obama must punish America for the other 4.7 Billion)
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To: Sloth

WOW...things are tough even for the homies. Had a good laugh.


13 posted on 06/04/2009 2:25:13 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Man the pitchforks and torches.......let the revolution begin)
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To: Sloth

14 posted on 06/04/2009 2:54:42 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Centurion2000

A magnificent specimen!


15 posted on 06/04/2009 3:02:30 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (John Galt was exiled.)
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To: Big Giant Air Head

A little levity for you. :)


16 posted on 06/04/2009 3:51:35 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
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To: Sloth
...using a flintlock-operated 18th century blunderbuss, has become frustrated with his new weapon's limitations.

LOL. Good writing!

17 posted on 06/04/2009 3:52:33 PM PDT by snippy_about_it (Looking for our Sam Adams)
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To: ctdonath2
I want this one too.

http://www.middlesexvillagetrading.com/PDBC.SHTML

18 posted on 06/04/2009 3:54:46 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
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To: Sloth

Sling-shots and ball bearings?

Oops, I forgot, GM is out of business, no ball bearings any more...


19 posted on 06/04/2009 3:56:39 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: Sloth

Excellent!

You, literally, made me LOL. ;o)

It doesn’t make me sad that only the good guys can afford ammo, if they can find it.

As for reloading, I read yesterday that the components for that are in short supply, too.

“The scarcity of bullets has generated enthusiasm for homemade ammunition, dealers say. Some reloaders are making bullets for friends and relatives, and that, in turn, is causing shortages of reloading components such as gunpowder and primers, which ignite gunpowder in rifle and pistol cartridges.”

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/ammunition_hard_to_find_as_gun.html


20 posted on 06/04/2009 3:57:44 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("Dick Cheney gets results" ~~ Rush Limbaugh)
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