Wait a minute. Wonder Woman would be stoned to death for even showing up in public without a male escort and dressed the way she does.
Mohammed and his Youthfull boy wonder???? Ambiguosly Gay Muslim??? Oh man I’m gonna get some flack for that one....LOL
Neat. That way, when they actually draw Allah, they can be killed. Ain’t islam grand?
I can guess some of them....
Beheading Man! - He flies around the world beheading people
Stoning Man! - He stones women for showing too much flesh
Leash and Collar Man!
GoatHumping Man!
etc...
F*** the d*** muzzies. They can’t burn in hell fast enough.
Which of the 99 heroes represents the attribute that motivated Mohammed to marry a 9 year old?
South Park did it!
Battina the Hidden, who can hide people or things just by touching them
From left: Mujiba the Responder, who has all the answers, Baqi the Everlasting, who has superhuman powers of endurance, and Noora the Light
Even if I hadn’t grown out of comics at twenty, DC is dead to me as of now. Morons.
I can’t wait to see the Fun Jeff Dunham will have with this.
Melvin the Superhero + Achmed the Dead Terrorist = Sheer comedy gold!
I like, instead...
Team America: World Police
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_America:_World_Police
Team America Official Site
http://www.teamamerica.com/
I understand that over in Iraq, this was the favorite video shown over there (at least as far as our servicemen were concerned).
I like the clip about...
Derka Allah Mohammed Jihad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mdeIz6BQbU
[the short clip with cut portions...]
Derkha Derkha Muhammed Jihad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmw8UB4HCU
[the longer clip with an extended portion...]
The Team America Video is hilarious, though... [some of it is a bit gross, though, if I remember correctly, there was a vomiting scene in there that was a bit over the top... LOL...]
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AND..., here’s a marine over in Iraq that was featured on HotAir (Michelle Malkin) — and also CAIR (the Muslim front group) complained loudly about the song that this marine wrote and sung over there...
Hadji Girl (Marine from Iraq singing)
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/06/15/hadji-girl/
I always get a kick out of this liine...
“Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah”
LOL....
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Team America: World Police
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0007Y08IS/
An elite U.S. counter-terrorism squad loses a member while decimating half of Paris in the reckless pursuit of Middle Eastern maniacs; a Broadway actor with a traumatic childhood secret is naturally hired to replace him. Oh—and they’re all marionettes. South Park maestros Trey Parker and Matt Stone (along with co-writer Pam Brady) came up with this shameless satire of pea-brained Hollywood action flicks and even smaller-minded global politics, so don’t expect subtlety or even a hint of good taste. Team America is soon on the trail of North Korea’s evil Kim Jong Il, who treats us to a tender song about his loneliness before ensnaring Alec Baldwin and the rest of the oblivious Film Actors Guild (F.A.G. for short) in a plot to blow up every major city on the planet. Just as the mindless squad cheerfully demolishes everything in sight, so do director Parker and company. Throwing punches Left, Right, and in-between, the movie’s politics leave no turn un-stoned; there’s even time to bludgeon the musical Rent. It’s offensive, irresponsible comic anarchy seemingly made by sniggering little boys. Painfully funny sniggering little boys.—Steve Wiecking
Hard to win battles when none of the female superheroes can beat a guy. Or try to move around in a burqa sack.
Wonder if the new muslim characters can sneak into a crowd, then by uttering the trigger phrase “Allah Akbar!” blow themselves up, and reconstitute themselves afterwards. After a brief respite with 72 virgins, of course.
That’s a quick way to get the whole printing plant burned to the ground by the ROPer’s.
Screw "political correctness"! The above is from a comic made by an apostate Muslim . Click on picture for more info.