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Side Dish: Bill Clinton's bedbug battle, Ryan Reynolds reaches out
New York Daily News ^ | August 23, 2009 | Rush & Malloy

Posted on 08/23/2009 4:45:45 PM PDT by keepitreal

- Bedbugs have sent Bill Clinton and his staff fleeing the former President's offices, a source tells us. No word on whether WJC actually has a bed in his Harlem suite, but the infestation is said to have been so bad that exterminators told Clintonistas to take a few days off.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; bugs; x42
Because some "news" is just too funny not to report.
1 posted on 08/23/2009 4:45:46 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: keepitreal

It’s quite obvious they infested his pubic hair when he was at the local 5 star hotel on tax payer money getting a lewinsky from some hooker that was picked up for him by his Secret Service detail.


2 posted on 08/23/2009 4:47:42 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
Now I don't have to say it!
3 posted on 08/23/2009 4:49:55 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: keepitreal

This is hilarious.


4 posted on 08/23/2009 4:56:58 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: YHAOS

“You’ve got Rats on the West Side,
Bedbugs uptown,
What a mess, this town’s in tatters....


5 posted on 08/23/2009 5:02:30 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: keepitreal
No word on whether WJC actually has a bed in his Harlem suite,

What are you freaking kidding?


6 posted on 08/23/2009 5:16:51 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (this slope is getting slippereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Hee hee


7 posted on 08/23/2009 5:18:30 PM PDT by keepitreal ( Don't tread on me.)
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To: keepitreal

No self-respecting bed bug would get near Bill’s bed. Everything has gone downhill since Obama has taken over.


8 posted on 08/23/2009 5:22:30 PM PDT by all the best
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To: the invisib1e hand

With Hillary doing some heavy international travel, Billy J must be having a lot of fun in her absence.
I’m betting he does a Nelson Rockefeller someday.


9 posted on 08/23/2009 5:24:17 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

That would be crabs not bed bugs.


10 posted on 08/23/2009 5:28:01 PM PDT by svcw (Legalism reinforces self-righteousness - it communicates to you the good news of your own goodness)
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To: keepitreal

This article offers so many possibilities I can’t decide on just one. The mind reels . . .


11 posted on 08/23/2009 5:28:19 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (All grey areas are fabrications.)
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To: keepitreal
"Clinton, Harlem, bedbug infestation....."

Hey, I just ate.

12 posted on 08/23/2009 5:31:42 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Bacon,smokless powder,and boobs are proof that God loves us.)
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To: keepitreal

The question is, is Bill Clinton taking down the neighborhood or is the neighborhood taking down Bill Clinton?


13 posted on 08/23/2009 5:39:42 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: keepitreal

Ewwwwww


14 posted on 08/23/2009 5:47:08 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: proxy_user

Declare defeat and redeploy to Chicago . . . oh, wait.


15 posted on 08/23/2009 5:49:26 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: keepitreal


OHhhh WOe is me...
why's everybody always pickin on ME???

16 posted on 08/23/2009 6:01:17 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: keepitreal

He caught them in North Korea.


17 posted on 08/23/2009 6:13:28 PM PDT by ArtyFO (I love to smoke cigars when I adjust artillery fire at the moonbat loonery.)
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To: Pan_Yan
This article offers so many possibilities I can’t decide on just one. The mind reels .

My thoughts exactly.

18 posted on 08/23/2009 6:35:05 PM PDT by keepitreal ( Don't tread on me.)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
No word on whether WJC actually has a bed in his Harlem suite, but...
...pretty much any flat surface can and has served his needs.
19 posted on 08/23/2009 7:31:19 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: keepitreal; SunkenCiv; Clintonfatigued; Yaelle; LucyT; theothercheek; fieldmarshaldj; ...
Aside from the subject of bedbugs, one other shocking thing about this story is that the New York Daily News, owned by longtime Clinton pal Mort Zuckerman, referred to Clinton's staff as "Clintonistas." Wonder how long the writer will keep his job.
20 posted on 08/23/2009 7:55:25 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: justiceseeker93

Lie down with dogs, get up with bedbugs.


21 posted on 08/23/2009 8:15:27 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: keepitreal; Fred Nerks; null and void; stockpirate; george76; PhilDragoo; Candor7; BP2; ...
Bedbugs have sent Bill Clinton and his staff fleeing the former President's offices, a source tells us. No word on whether WJC actually has a bed in his Harlem suite, but the infestation is said to have been so bad that exterminators told Clintonistas to take a few days off.

Because some "news" is just too funny not to report.

22 posted on 08/23/2009 10:34:22 PM PDT by LucyT (Wait! What? ........ Wee ... weed-up = Stoned.)
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To: svcw

Agreed, North Korean Crabs at that.


23 posted on 08/23/2009 10:36:50 PM PDT by Candor7 (The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule ,derision ,truth. (member NRA)
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To: LucyT

Bush’s fault?


24 posted on 08/23/2009 10:41:56 PM PDT by azishot
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To: azishot

lol

Yes! Of course!


25 posted on 08/23/2009 10:50:03 PM PDT by LucyT (Wait! What? ........ Wee ... weed-up = Stoned.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Frontline or Advantix might be helpful in curing the problem! -:)


26 posted on 08/24/2009 4:51:22 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies - C.S. Lewis)
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To: proxy_user

“...this town’s in tatters”

Shattered!


27 posted on 08/24/2009 6:13:35 AM PDT by MestaMachine (One if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by Air Force 1.)
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To: LucyT

Rush and Beck would love this story. Anyone sent it to them yet?


28 posted on 08/24/2009 6:31:31 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

Bed bugs are not crabs. They don’t infest pubic hair. They are called bed bugs for a reason. they used to be quite common back in the day and they infest bedding and other objects. The term, “Don’t let the bed bugs bite!”, was an actual statement used to wish people well and luck in sleeping without bed bugs biting them, not as some joke. While it is possible Clinton brought them in from some where it wouldn’t have been in his pubic hair(not that I doubt for a minute that some time in his life Clinton has had his share of crabs and much worse!).


29 posted on 08/24/2009 6:41:46 AM PDT by calex59
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