Posted on 09/21/2009 8:39:00 PM PDT by libh8er
Barney Frank on the Tonight Show was asked by Leno who he would have dinner with (between Rush, Beck and Coulter).
Barney's reply:
"I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has."
What would be a good comeback for Rush ?
Oh, Bawney, you wouldn’t need the pain pills but for your activities which results in the pain in Uranus.
The worst thing you can do to an idiot like Bawney Fwank is ignore him.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, Barney!! What are you doing, trolling for Boy Scouts?
Oops :). Sorry, just old habit.
If painkillers came in suppository form, Barney would’ve OD’d long ago.
Barney frank is a filthy sodomite who uses excrement as lip balm!
Any place Barney comes is a place I don’t want to be anywhere near.
Pizza and bread pudding?
Ask Scottie to beam you up.
Rush was being treated for back pain.
He sought help and quit the painkillers.
Bawney is/has a pain in the a$$.
Rush is not a masochist.
Obviously, Bawney IS.
Any one of them would have to have protective covering over their food. He looks like he spits when he talks!
You can tell his inclination in that he passed on Anne.
Obviously since Rush is slimmer and trimmer Barney wants to have dinner with him. Bomp chicka wow wow. Look out, Rush.
Literally.
“Why? Will painkillers help your AIDS and genital warts?”
“I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has.”
Rush: “I already asked Barney to dinner once, but he said he was to busy, something about a brothel he had to run out of his home or something...”
“I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has.”
Rush: “I already asked Barney to dinner once, but he said he was to busy, something about a brothel he had to run out of his home or something...”
Rush: Sure Barney. I'll bring some Santorum for you, too.
Bwaney is no different then a suitcase.
He just likes to get his s*** packed.
"I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has."
What would be a good comeback for Rush?
"So now I have to supply Barney with pain killers? Next thing you know they'll be taxing me to pay for the rest of his health care!"
Barney Frank is one of the few politicians who doesn’t have to wait until the next election to receive a mandate. He gets one every night.
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