Posted on 10/09/2009 11:12:44 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
I just logged on and see the latest posts are crazy
Obama wins "Best Bloke in the Universe" - Soundly defeats Ace Rimmer http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358648/posts
Breaking.....Obama named "Pimp of the Year" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358624/posts
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358631/posts
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president) http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358599/posts
Obama is surprise winner of Nobel Peace Prize http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358608/posts
And it goeson and on like this. Cy Young,Heisman,you name it. All accolades go to Obama
“.. it’s Friday.”
He hasn’t won the Victoria Cross, but the day ain’t over yet.
“Today our Messiah won the Nobel Peace Prize (for real)”
Oh, I thought something of great import had happened. Whew, what a releif.
The Obama’s cult of personality really got going this morning when he received the Nobel Peace Prize (not kidding, check any & all news outlets) for ... well ... nobody really seems to know why. This sparked an outpouring of spoofs of him winning all kinds of other undeserved prizes and accolades, including being crowned Pope.
He's in big trouble now... The Mooninites won't take this sitting down...
The beautiful thing about that sentence is that its impossible to pick out the item which isn't unbelievable.
“I wonder how the Nobel organization would feel about being the butt of so many jokes, with their “prestige” being questioned like this?”
Their prestige is pretty well tarnished anyway.
Resident Soetoro now resides among the pantheon of great Peace Prize winners like Algore and Jimmy “you’re all racists” Carter.
He did bomb the moon. And it was a fizzle.
Don’t forget about Nobel giving the prize to an antisemitic billion dollar terrorist named Araft.
It has been determined that Obama is the “missing link”........ were it not for Obama, none of us would ever be here.
All hail Obama......
It was neck and neck between President Obama and "Dictator-for-Life" Hugo Chavez. It all came down to the final question. Both were asked how they would react if they became "Dictator of the World." Hugo said, "Nice!" Obama replied, "To crush your enemies ... to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women ... that would be really cool." That answer put him over the top with Perez Hilton scoring him a 100 to Hugo's 0. Perez thought Hugo's comment was aimed at one of the beautiful women he surrounded himself with.
Donald Trump was ecstatic. "Wow, just wow! I would have been happy with either one, but the fact that our boy won it ... just wow!"
“I haven’t accomplished anything in my life as important as this,” he said.
I hope Kayne West didn’t interupt.
“Yo Barack, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Nelson Mandela is one of the best Nobel Peace Prize Winners of all time!”
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