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Police: Man attacked wife with meatloaf
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Posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99

BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.

Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.


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1 posted on 01/07/2010 10:24:57 PM PST by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99
Wasn't this a Lockhorns comic strip?
2 posted on 01/07/2010 10:26:59 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Chet 99

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.


Meatloaf is more saucy than battery.


3 posted on 01/07/2010 10:27:39 PM PST by kenth
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To: Chet 99

Like a bat out of hell she’ll be gone when the mornin comes.


4 posted on 01/07/2010 10:29:46 PM PST by mommya
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To: Chet 99

Assault with meatloaf. LOL

It reminds of an encounter I once had with meatloaf. My poor hungry family was waiting for dinner and I was making meatloaf. When it was ready to come out the oven I grabbed it out with the potholders and the pan slipped. It ended up turning completely over, dumping the meatloaf on the floor with the pan still in my hands.

I guess I’m lucky I wasn’t assulted with it.


5 posted on 01/07/2010 10:30:00 PM PST by dajeeps
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To: Chet 99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck&feature=related
Paradise by the dashboard light ~ Meatloaf


6 posted on 01/07/2010 10:30:38 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Chet 99

Thank God they weren’t having shank steak.


7 posted on 01/07/2010 10:31:56 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian conservative, atheist prolifer)
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To: nickcarraway
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!


8 posted on 01/07/2010 10:32:32 PM PST by ironwill (III - Molon Labe)
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To: Chet 99

Why do I have the feeling that over at DU they’re more outraged at this than they were over the Christmas bombing attempt?


9 posted on 01/07/2010 10:32:58 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian conservative, atheist prolifer)
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To: Chet 99

I love a good meatloaf.... the guy should be given extra time for wasting it.


10 posted on 01/07/2010 10:34:23 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: Chet 99

If it was my mother in law’s meatloaf, her nose likely would have been broken by the charred brick of meat, and he’d be going to jail for using biological weapons (barely) and a deadly weapon.


11 posted on 01/07/2010 10:34:27 PM PST by kingu (Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
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To: Chet 99

Oh, excuse me, I’m still laughing.

LOL.

Depending on the choice of beef it could have been a soft or a hard landing.


12 posted on 01/07/2010 10:36:23 PM PST by carolina71
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To: Chet 99; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono
Could not be reached for comment:


13 posted on 01/07/2010 10:37:43 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: dajeeps

The ? is — did you wash it off and then serve it ?

Meatloaf - it’s this or nothin’. LOL


14 posted on 01/07/2010 10:37:59 PM PST by carolina71
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To: Chet 99

... the woman’s face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce...sounds like she went to Taco Mac.


15 posted on 01/07/2010 10:40:17 PM PST by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: Chet 99
Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him

What a sweet talker, I am sure that she’ll reconsider now.

16 posted on 01/07/2010 10:40:41 PM PST by Pontiac
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To: Chet 99

Student: “What about a pointed stick!”

Instructor: “SHUT UP!”


17 posted on 01/07/2010 10:43:06 PM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Pontiac
I am sure that she’ll reconsider now.

What would possibly make you think he would want her to?

18 posted on 01/07/2010 10:46:15 PM PST by Michael.SF. (At least Hitler got the Olympics for Germany)
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To: Liberty Valance

One of the best music videos ever.


19 posted on 01/07/2010 10:48:09 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothin')
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To: Slings and Arrows; Markos33; Salamander
Talking about a separation? I wonder if she then took off like a.....


20 posted on 01/07/2010 10:48:15 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: carolina71

We ended up eating something else, but they were really hungry and were as sorry as I was to see dinner on the floor. This happened years ago and every once in a while someone brings it up and we have a good laugh. Just one of those things I’ll never live down.


21 posted on 01/07/2010 10:51:05 PM PST by dajeeps
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To: Gator113

Open Pit original style BBQ sauce in the meatloaf and glazed outside with it. That’s great eating there !

http://www.openpit.com/


22 posted on 01/07/2010 10:54:33 PM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Chet 99

Maybe she’s leaving him beause of his...meatloaf?


23 posted on 01/07/2010 10:55:19 PM PST by BigCinBigD (")
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To: dajeeps
You're a good sport ! I'd have washed it off and smeared some ketchup on the top.
24 posted on 01/07/2010 11:01:52 PM PST by carolina71
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To: Darkwolf377

London broil is waaaaay better


25 posted on 01/07/2010 11:01:59 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Free Nobel Peace Prize with oil change =^..^=)
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To: shibumi

26 posted on 01/07/2010 11:05:12 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Michael.SF.
What would possibly make you think he would want her to?

If you want her to leave why argue?

“Oh honey you want to leave me. Can I help you pack?”

That is how I envision a husband reacting to an unwanted wife who expresses her desire to leave.

27 posted on 01/07/2010 11:08:33 PM PST by Pontiac
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To: Chet 99

2 things.

A scene from a James Cagney with Mae Clark movie, “Public Enemy”.

A Rodney Dangerfield joke.


28 posted on 01/07/2010 11:15:01 PM PST by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: kenth

What, exactly, was her beef?


29 posted on 01/07/2010 11:20:01 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: kingu

Um..are you my son in law? You kinda described my meatloaf.


30 posted on 01/07/2010 11:28:44 PM PST by New Yawk Minute
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To: MissDairyGoodnessVT
London broil is waaaaay better

Yes, but you don't often hear about someone being 'London broiled.'

Getting shanked, on the other hand...

31 posted on 01/07/2010 11:29:54 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian conservative, atheist prolifer)
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To: kingu

rofl!


32 posted on 01/07/2010 11:32:52 PM PST by greatplains
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To: Darkwolf377

oh yes, the worst er shire of London broil

ya’ only get shanked w/irons.......(golf joke)


33 posted on 01/07/2010 11:34:23 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Free Nobel Peace Prize with oil change =^..^=)
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To: Chet 99

Dear Lance David Ziegler,

If Yew ever see me comin’ Yew better RUN!!!DumbSumBitch!!!

That Dear Lady cared enough to cook your supper,,,DumbASS!!!

Me likey meatloaf,,,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Be glad she ain’t MY kin!!!...(cockin’ his pistols)...:~(


34 posted on 01/07/2010 11:46:08 PM PST by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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POLICE: Why did you attack your wife with the meatloaf?
SUSPECT: Have you ever tasted my wife's meatloaf?
35 posted on 01/08/2010 12:07:46 AM PST by az.b1bbomberfxr
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To: Westlander

Thanks. I’ll try that product.

Finding the perfect BBQ sauce is like the search for the Holly Grail for me.


36 posted on 01/08/2010 12:15:18 AM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: dajeeps
"...We ended up eating something else..."

No "seven-second rule" in your house?

==8-O

37 posted on 01/08/2010 12:32:02 AM PST by Does so (ObamaCare...I pay for medical-marijuana claims by millions of Americans?)
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To: mommya
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with
you!!!

38 posted on 01/08/2010 12:35:33 AM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: az.b1bbomberfxr

LOL,,,Maybe this little Bitch will like “jail food” better.


39 posted on 01/08/2010 12:42:30 AM PST by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; Salamander

He couldn’t see paradise by the microwave light.


40 posted on 01/08/2010 1:31:33 AM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: shibumi

Ironically, the Mighty Meat is a strict vegetarian.


41 posted on 01/08/2010 1:33:36 AM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: Chet 99; GOPsterinMA; Impy; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued; Clemenza

That might’ve killed somebody. A reheated meatloaf in my house has the density of a gold brick.


42 posted on 01/08/2010 1:34:46 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Chet 99
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face...


43 posted on 01/08/2010 1:38:31 AM PST by kamikaze2000
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To: JoeProBono; shibumi

Ya know....

I would do anything for love....but I won’t do *that*.


44 posted on 01/08/2010 1:42:06 AM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: JoeProBono
And who will Think about the Children?

.........................................................................................................BACON!


45 posted on 01/08/2010 2:51:52 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Gator113
"I love a good meatloaf.... the guy should be given extra time for wasting it."

Agreed, unless she smeared catsup on it. That cries out for a major reprimand!

46 posted on 01/08/2010 3:30:29 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Daffynition

47 posted on 01/08/2010 4:34:39 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: OldMissileer

Yeah...it was definitely a ‘Python’ moment.


48 posted on 01/08/2010 4:46:53 AM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: JoeProBono
You take the cake! LOL ;-P


49 posted on 01/08/2010 4:53:52 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Chet 99
Mmmmm... bacon wrapped meatloaf with a layer of mac and cheese.

Killah!


50 posted on 01/08/2010 4:59:18 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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