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To: Nervous Tick

I figured the ladies get enough ribbing in threads like these, I could give out some myself :)

And I wish men knew wgat it felt like to fall in the toilet, butt first at 3 AM... Espesially when it wasn’t flushed...


69 posted on 01/22/2010 3:04:42 PM PST by JenB987
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To: JenB987

That’s something I’m teaching my Sons, and they do it every time.

“If there’s a woman in the house, ALWAYS close the lid. Your lives may depend on it -especially if it’s THEIR house.”


71 posted on 01/22/2010 3:22:43 PM PST by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: JenB987

>> And I wish men knew wgat it felt like to fall in the toilet, butt first at 3 AM

Funny, that’s *exactly* the whining I hear from Mrs. Tick. But, women! Who can believe ‘em? :-) Y’all probably get together at Bunko and discuss among yourselves what “stories” to use on your slow-witted husbands.

Sometimes I have to “sit” when I get up in the middle of the night. I have learned to reach around behind and check if the seat’s down. But I realize men are better at working complex mechanical devices with lots of moving parts... like a potty seat.

don’t hurt me


74 posted on 01/22/2010 5:27:14 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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