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Michelle Obama Gets A Photoshop Facelift
jezebel.com ^ | April 9 2010 | jezebel

Posted on 04/09/2010 11:55:48 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper

You have to admit, the First Lady does keep a good house. But the editors of Good Housekeeping seem to think she could could have a better face.

The May issue of the mag is a Special Collector's Issue, and not just because it's full of "home makeovers." No, you'll definitely want to hold on to this one, because Michelle's got a makeover too! The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.



TOPICS: Arts/Photography
KEYWORDS: mobama; photoshop; photoshopped
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Fail.
1 posted on 04/09/2010 11:55:48 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

You can photoshop a pig but it’s still a pig.


2 posted on 04/09/2010 11:57:06 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Because without America, there is no free world" - Canada Free Press - MSM, where are you?)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

LOL. That image is so heavily doctored that it doesn’t even look like a photograph anymore.


3 posted on 04/09/2010 11:57:16 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.")
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To: Berlin_Freeper

They really did a horrible job with Mrs. Obama. I’d dare say that an apology from whoever approved this sort of thing is in order.


4 posted on 04/09/2010 11:57:33 AM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Photoshop??? Looks like they sent her picture to Dreamworks Animation!!!


5 posted on 04/09/2010 11:57:49 AM PDT by BossLady (<----Butler Alumnus - proud of my Dawgs!!!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Editorial License. But now we know the editor is in the tank for Obama.


6 posted on 04/09/2010 11:58:15 AM PDT by DManA
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To: BossLady

i got video games that look more realistic than her.


7 posted on 04/09/2010 11:59:20 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: BossLady

LOL! I just happened to notice that unreal magazine cover while I was on line at the supermarket about an hour ago. What happened to the good old days of a smear of Vaseline over the lens?


8 posted on 04/09/2010 11:59:58 AM PDT by livius
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To: Berlin_Freeper

They enlarged her head to minimize her actual body size and photoshoped the chip on her shoulder.


9 posted on 04/09/2010 12:00:51 PM PDT by New Perspective (My 6 yr old son has Down Syndrome, are you going to kill him too Obama?)
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To: Alberta's Child

It reminds me of those horrible commercials where they have people concerned about retirement/investments but they’ve been animated but are still supposed to appear “real.”


10 posted on 04/09/2010 12:01:15 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
11 posted on 04/09/2010 12:01:52 PM PDT by angcat (GOD SAVE US!)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

indeed

the fact is MO is one ugly angry looking woman with an arse the size of an elephants arse.
It is obvious that the far left and the media(really the same) know this and this is why they cut her bottom half off and give her big face lifts and airbrushes all the time.

What’s pathetic is that the far left actually believes what the media tells them.

Just imagine if the far left actually had a brain and could think for themselves.


12 posted on 04/09/2010 12:02:09 PM PDT by manc (WILL OBAMA EVER GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY OR WILL HE LET THE MEDIA/THE LEFT BE FOOLED FOR EVER)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Michelle Toot
13 posted on 04/09/2010 12:02:37 PM PDT by CodeToad
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To: Berlin_Freeper

bfl


14 posted on 04/09/2010 12:02:44 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: Berlin_Freeper

15 posted on 04/09/2010 12:05:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

The brightness of the teeth are not natural either.


16 posted on 04/09/2010 12:05:34 PM PDT by capydick (''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Conde Nast also did a cover shot of MObama.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2489292/posts

And they also did a huge photoshop job.


17 posted on 04/09/2010 12:07:21 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

You have GOT to be kidding me! That is not their REAL cover, is it?


18 posted on 04/09/2010 12:07:45 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: capydick

The hatred she has for American isn’t natural either.


19 posted on 04/09/2010 12:08:47 PM PDT by warsaw44
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Michelle, as Hilliary did, is running for POTUS after Obuma is through. Actually, I would like to see her run for POTUS in 2012.


20 posted on 04/09/2010 12:09:11 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Calling all Son's of Liberty)
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To: livius
As a former commercial producer in Hollywood.....the new vaseline is called...Kino Flo....LOL!

Check out this one called 'DIVA LITE' - http://www.kinoflo.com/Lighting%20Fixtures/Diva-Lite/Diva-Lite.htm

21 posted on 04/09/2010 12:10:53 PM PDT by BossLady (<----Butler Alumnus - proud of my Dawgs!!!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Ever seen in the same room? Seriously.

22 posted on 04/09/2010 12:11:46 PM PDT by SampleMan (No one should die on a gov. waiting list., or go broke because the gov. has dictated their salary.)
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To: angcat

Wow! I haven’t seen that image in a while. That movie scared the peewillies out of me. I think it was One step beyond or The twilight Zone decades ago.


23 posted on 04/09/2010 12:13:36 PM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the Hell Out of the Way!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Geez, she almost looks human now! hehehehe!!


24 posted on 04/09/2010 12:13:49 PM PDT by Dem Guard
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Who is the woman on the May cover of Good Housekeeping?
25 posted on 04/09/2010 12:16:16 PM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: New Perspective

I guess they photoshopped the removal of her trusty BBB (black boob belt).


26 posted on 04/09/2010 12:17:16 PM PDT by a real Sheila (Mr. President. Where is my FREE STUFF you promised?)
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To: capydick
The brightness of the teeth are not natural either.

Or their size. Notice the uppers from right to left.

27 posted on 04/09/2010 12:17:40 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Fixed It:


28 posted on 04/09/2010 12:18:52 PM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Patrick Ewing?


29 posted on 04/09/2010 12:21:13 PM PDT by FreeMarketFred
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To: oneolcop

What was the name of that movie????


30 posted on 04/09/2010 12:22:06 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

That’s not a forehead, that’s a Fivehead. Holy moly.


31 posted on 04/09/2010 12:22:43 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Almost as bad as this:
32 posted on 04/09/2010 12:29:20 PM PDT by sticker
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To: oneolcop

That was Trilogy of Terror with Karen Black.


33 posted on 04/09/2010 12:30:00 PM PDT by angcat (GOD SAVE US!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Here's another completely unaltered photograph of Michelle with some friends in the Rose Garden.


34 posted on 04/09/2010 12:32:29 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

The image does not comport with the reality. This is part of an overall attempt to package and repackage the Obamas to sell a defective product.


35 posted on 04/09/2010 12:36:12 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: pnh102

“They really did a horrible job with Mrs. Obama. I’d dare say that an apology from whoever approved this sort of thing is in order.”

Who knows, this might be an inside joke?

Or does the magazine think ole barrel@ss Michelle is ugly and needed airbrushing?


36 posted on 04/09/2010 12:37:19 PM PDT by Shade_Trees_56
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To: Berlin_Freeper

37 posted on 04/09/2010 12:45:14 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I don’t see any of the photo editing techniques used on Michelle Obama that were used on images of Condi Rice. Are the people at GH racist?


38 posted on 04/09/2010 12:45:32 PM PDT by philled ("There's always money in the banana stand."-- George Bluth)
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To: angcat

Hmm, I see she was even wearing her boob belt in her skinnier days...interesting. BTW, she needs to return to the wigmaker in your photo...it’s a lot more realistic than her recent “hair hat” that she’s trying to pass off as her real hair.

Please Michelle, get yourself a good lace front!


39 posted on 04/09/2010 12:46:52 PM PDT by Shade_Trees_56
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To: Berlin_Freeper

40 posted on 04/09/2010 12:47:06 PM PDT by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("The first unintended victim of almost every government program is common sense." - Ari David)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Yup. Neck, too. They didn’t “fix” her hands, though. Weird. If you’re going to make an airbrushed woman, why stop with the face?


41 posted on 04/09/2010 12:48:44 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

You can’t polish a turd (or a Wookie).


42 posted on 04/09/2010 12:48:56 PM PDT by manic4organic (Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
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To: manic4organic

“You can’t polish a turd (or a Wookie).”

True, but apparently you can airbrush one...lol.


43 posted on 04/09/2010 12:54:45 PM PDT by Shade_Trees_56
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To: dead

“Hey, Esther. Why donchu buy yo se’f a rubber pillow and erase yo face!”
- Red Fox as Fred Sanford


44 posted on 04/09/2010 12:56:23 PM PDT by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: Alberta's Child
Who DAT?
45 posted on 04/09/2010 12:59:25 PM PDT by johnandrhonda (have you hugged your banjo today?)
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To: T. Buzzard Trueblood

46 posted on 04/09/2010 12:59:26 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Puppage

It was the third vignette in the movie, “Trilogy of Terror”. I couldn’t sleep for WEEKS, lol! And I didn’t step out of bed, I leaped as far from it as I could, in case that little bugger was hiding underneath!


47 posted on 04/09/2010 1:04:52 PM PDT by Ignatz (Helping others to be more like me since 1960!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
I recently had a professional photographer show me new software that reduces what might take hours in Photoshop to minutes on the computer. You can smooth out blemishes, reshape the eyes, nose lips, etc., change eye and hair color, widen or narrow any part of the face, and change complexions almost instantly. It was demonstrated on a high resolution shot of a model who was an attractive young woman bur no great beauty. When he was done she look unbelievable.
48 posted on 04/09/2010 1:06:44 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: All

The media continues to push the lie that Michelle Obama is an attractive lady.

Nothing could be further from the truth.


49 posted on 04/09/2010 1:06:56 PM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (Joe Biden on the passage of the health care bill: "This is a big f**king")
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To: T. Buzzard Trueblood

Oh man, that’s a keeper!


50 posted on 04/09/2010 1:07:18 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
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