Michelle Obama Gets A Photoshop Facelift

jezebel.com ^ | April 9 2010 | jezebel

[Berlin_Freeper]

You have to admit, the First Lady does keep a good house. But the editors of Good Housekeeping seem to think she could could have a better face.

The May issue of the mag is a Special Collector's Issue, and not just because it's full of "home makeovers." No, you'll definitely want to hold on to this one, because Michelle's got a makeover too! The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.

[FourPeas]

Yup. Neck, too. They didn’t “fix” her hands, though. Weird. If you’re going to make an airbrushed woman, why stop with the face?

[manic4organic]

You can’t polish a turd (or a Wookie).

[Shade_Trees_56]

“You can’t polish a turd (or a Wookie).”

True, but apparently you can airbrush one...lol.

[Westbrook]

“Hey, Esther. Why donchu buy yo se’f a rubber pillow and erase yo face!”
- Red Fox as Fred Sanford

[johnandrhonda]

Who DAT?

[Dallas59]

[Ignatz]

It was the third vignette in the movie, “Trilogy of Terror”. I couldn’t sleep for WEEKS, lol! And I didn’t step out of bed, I leaped as far from it as I could, in case that little bugger was hiding underneath!

[SoCal Pubbie]

I recently had a professional photographer show me new software that reduces what might take hours in Photoshop to minutes on the computer. You can smooth out blemishes, reshape the eyes, nose lips, etc., change eye and hair color, widen or narrow any part of the face, and change complexions almost instantly. It was demonstrated on a high resolution shot of a model who was an attractive young woman bur no great beauty. When he was done she look unbelievable.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

The media continues to push the lie that Michelle Obama is an attractive lady.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

[Semper Mark]

Oh man, that’s a keeper!

[Palladin]

“Esther...go out in the kitchen, slap yo’ face in dough,and bake some gorilla cookies.”

..Fred Sanford

[Shelayne]

Oh my gosh! Is that from the 70s “Trilogy of Terror” starring Karen Black? That particular one gave me nightmares for weeks as a child! LOL.

[Shelayne]

OK, now I know it is. I just read the rest of the replies.

[COUNTrecount]

Sounds interesting.

Do you have the name of the software?

Thanks

[Westbrook]

Esther: Fred Sanford, you a HEATHEN man!

Fred: Yeah, but it’s better than living every day like it was Halloween.

[capydick]

She Has Man Hands

[SW6906]

She’s still a wookie!

[angcat]

You can watch it on Youtube and relive the nightmares!

[SoCal Pubbie]

I’ll ask the guy and let you know.

[mowowie]

Oh Man this is the funniest thread ever!

Great Photoshop work guys.