I wonder . . . could Al Bore be . . . uhhh . . .
persuaded . . .
to uhhhh . . . submit an appendage . . . to an experiment . . .
perhaps on Greenland . . . to see how long it would take global warming to free him from a huge block of ice.
Might keep him out of our hair.
We might not have to listen to him any more either.
I don’t think even he can scream THAT far.
He’s not allowed to move beyond the latitude of the 48 contiguous, his weight of his ego (or maybe just his ass) would throw off the Earth’s axis.