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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket

Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.

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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

* This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


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1 posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:43 PM PDT by tisket
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To: tisket

100% Redneck here!!! LOL


2 posted on 06/27/2010 6:47:05 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: tisket

LOL Hillbilly Redneck here!


3 posted on 06/27/2010 6:49:13 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: tisket

This is one of the best posts I have ever seen on FR. EVER.


4 posted on 06/27/2010 6:50:55 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: tisket

thats good. I’m so Redneck.


5 posted on 06/27/2010 6:52:15 PM PDT by barmag25
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To: Fantasywriter
"This is one of the best posts I have ever seen on FR. EVER."

Good...'cause it gets posted about every three months, lol.

6 posted on 06/27/2010 6:52:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: tisket
Photobucket

Is this red neck nuff er ya ?

7 posted on 06/27/2010 6:53:45 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: Joe 6-pack

This is the first time I ever saw it. I laughed so hard the dogs came over to find out what was up. I’m so glad it got reposted, since I’d have missed the chance to enjoy it otherwise.


8 posted on 06/27/2010 6:55:43 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Joe 6-pack
Really??

(sorry about that - I thought you'd enjoy it)

9 posted on 06/27/2010 6:56:36 PM PDT by tisket (If someone yells "You Lie" in a room full of politicians, how do they know who he's talking to?)
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To: tisket
Red, White and Blue neck here! Death (politically speaking, of course) to RINOs, CommieCrates, Usurpers, Frauds, and all Corrupt Operatives without any particular priority, but with highest urgency!
10 posted on 06/27/2010 6:57:54 PM PDT by J Edgar
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To: tisket

Redneck


11 posted on 06/27/2010 6:58:12 PM PDT by yankee turned redneck
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To: tisket

100% Redneck checking in!


12 posted on 06/27/2010 6:58:25 PM PDT by caper gal 1 (2010 . . . America's last chance for survival. .)
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To: tisket

Trick question - my 1911 is a Springfield.

So I’d only get 8 BANGs on the first magazine, and 7 on the second... can you really get 11 from a Kimber?

(Redneck!)


13 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:18 PM PDT by PhatHead
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To: tisket

LOL...I don’t object to it...post away, lol...


14 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: tisket

I’ve seen this before but there’s a new one where the line “Did George W Bush cause your current situation?” was inserted...


15 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:58 PM PDT by max americana
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To: kbennkc
no.


16 posted on 06/27/2010 6:59:58 PM PDT by sig226 (Mourn this day, the death of a great republic. March 21, 2010)
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To: tisket

guess I’d be a redneck


17 posted on 06/27/2010 7:00:31 PM PDT by Mom MD (Jesus is the Light of the world!)
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To: sig226
Don't pi$$off the cat!!! :^)
18 posted on 06/27/2010 7:01:48 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: PhatHead

Several companies make ten round magazines for the 1911. They stick out a little.


19 posted on 06/27/2010 7:02:13 PM PDT by sig226 (Mourn this day, the death of a great republic. March 21, 2010)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I laugh at it every time and am glad for the post and the responses!


20 posted on 06/27/2010 7:03:20 PM PDT by Moonmad27 (That government is best which governs least. - Henry Thoreau)
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To: tisket

Bump-firing, pistol packin’, New Hampshah redneck, from back when New Hampshah was more rednecks than berkenstock commie transplants from Taxachoosets and Connutikit.


21 posted on 06/27/2010 7:03:40 PM PDT by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: tisket

Republican Conservative, saving my bullets for the next time and removing the family from somewhere about to get more negative attention than one gun migt be able to handle.

But the Redneck reaction is funnier. : )


22 posted on 06/27/2010 7:04:23 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: tisket

None of the above.

I’ll throw a beacon on him and call on my radio for a FAE airstrike on his jihadi buttocks and run away from him as fast as possible!
FAE - Fuel Air Explosive.

Video of an FAE in action!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmRASCHJe2Q

But if I had to use a firearm to defend myself I’d use the AA-12 fully auto shotgun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c


23 posted on 06/27/2010 7:05:29 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: tisket

Someone inferred yesterday that I might be a reddneck...Now I’m right proud of that! lol


24 posted on 06/27/2010 7:05:34 PM PDT by patriot preacher (To be a good American Citizen and a Christian IS NOT a contradiction. (www.mygration.blogspot.com))
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To: sig226
"Several companies make ten round magazines for the 1911. They stick out a little."

Or you can just get a Para-Ord and pack 14 in the mag...


25 posted on 06/27/2010 7:07:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: tisket

One shot, one kill. But I’d probably unload the magazine on the boostard anyway!

Reckon that makes me a Redneck.


26 posted on 06/27/2010 7:07:53 PM PDT by meyer (Big government is the enemy of freedom.)
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To: sig226

And, a cat to boot. Don’t git much better than that.


27 posted on 06/27/2010 7:07:53 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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To: skr

migt=might


28 posted on 06/27/2010 7:08:15 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: tisket

I’m a Republican. I say the s.o.b. isn’t worth more than the cost of one bullet and if well placed, one is enough.


29 posted on 06/27/2010 7:08:33 PM PDT by Old Seadog (Always do a little more than is expected, and someday .....it will be expected.)
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To: sig226
Is that a manx ? We will see who is a redneck here . What is the cats name ?

Meet Toni Stewart Photobucket

30 posted on 06/27/2010 7:08:50 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: kbennkc

Would that be a Smith & Wesson Model 29 with the 8 3/8 inch barrel on the left? Like Harry Callahan carried?

Got one very similar! :-)

31 posted on 06/27/2010 7:09:55 PM PDT by meyer (Big government is the enemy of freedom.)
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To: patriot preacher

My philosophy has always been shoot first and ask questions later. If I get an answer, shoot again.


32 posted on 06/27/2010 7:10:18 PM PDT by lmsii
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To: tisket

Mark


33 posted on 06/27/2010 7:10:30 PM PDT by sport
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To: Squantos
How are we categorized if three of the five of us draw and shoot at the same time? :-) Why is Dad the only shooter in the scenario. It must be for Yankees ONLY. :-)
34 posted on 06/27/2010 7:11:51 PM PDT by hiredhand
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To: freedumb2003

In Kentucky also known as Hill Apes...in a nice way.


35 posted on 06/27/2010 7:11:51 PM PDT by Recon Dad ( Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things)
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To: tisket

sfl


36 posted on 06/27/2010 7:16:09 PM PDT by phockthis
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To: tisket
Seen it before. Still love it. Republican here.

Gun Control is hitting what you aim at.

Conservative also, don't waste ammo!

37 posted on 06/27/2010 7:16:17 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon ("I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!" ~ MNJohnnie, FReeper)
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To: tisket; kara2008

LOL!


38 posted on 06/27/2010 7:16:56 PM PDT by RepublicanChick
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To: sig226

What the heck do you load the cat with?


39 posted on 06/27/2010 7:17:10 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: sig226

Sure, but this guy got 12 shots (11 plus one in the chamber) on the first, but only 9 on the second magazine.

Just being silly anyway - although counting the rounds is redneck, isn’t it?


40 posted on 06/27/2010 7:18:17 PM PDT by PhatHead
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To: sig226

Nice!

Lolcat says:

“I can has 2nd Amendment?”


41 posted on 06/27/2010 7:19:26 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: tisket
Forwarded to all in my contact list who will take offense...and to all who will love it!


42 posted on 06/27/2010 7:20:19 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: sig226

The kitty is well protected!


43 posted on 06/27/2010 7:22:48 PM PDT by RepublicanChick
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To: tisket
Redneck here.


44 posted on 06/27/2010 7:23:49 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: Nightshift

gnip


45 posted on 06/27/2010 7:25:11 PM PDT by tutstar (Baptist Ping List-freepmail me to be included or removed. <{{{><)
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To: freedumb2003
What the heck do you load the cat with?

My wife loads hers with nachos. He is a deadly weapon so loaded.

46 posted on 06/27/2010 7:27:43 PM PDT by magslinger (If recycling makes cents as well as sense, I am all for it.)
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To: meyer
This is the 6 1/2 " model 29-2 . This one is pretty old, S prefix , mid sixties. Movie lore is composed of a lot of opinion .

S & W Forum has has pretty well beat it into everyone Callahan's weapon was a 6 1/2 like this . Just for info, not that it matters. There are some who think just because it was a movie , Harry never really capped those punks either . Cynical bustards .

47 posted on 06/27/2010 7:27:43 PM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: tisket
You forgot one of the 1st questions a Dhimmy would ask himself;

He'd whip out a calculator and determine if he had enough carbon credits in his account to offset a magazine or two.

The redneck would have already known that chilling his assailant would be worth a couple kegs on the Chicago Climate Exchange, and his current keg was getting a bit light...

48 posted on 06/27/2010 7:32:36 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (Defend America peacefully, vigorously, and swiftly against all enemies before she becomes a memory)
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To: tisket


Grizzled Bear’s Answer:

BANG!

“Can that thing be rendered down for Bio-Diesel?” /SARC



49 posted on 06/27/2010 7:32:39 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: tisket

Redneck and proud of it!!!


50 posted on 06/27/2010 7:35:03 PM PDT by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
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