Skip to comments.Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket
Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
100% Redneck here!!! LOL
LOL Hillbilly Redneck here!
This is one of the best posts I have ever seen on FR. EVER.
thats good. I’m so Redneck.
Good...'cause it gets posted about every three months, lol.
This is the first time I ever saw it. I laughed so hard the dogs came over to find out what was up. I’m so glad it got reposted, since I’d have missed the chance to enjoy it otherwise.
(sorry about that - I thought you'd enjoy it)
100% Redneck checking in!
Trick question - my 1911 is a Springfield.
So I’d only get 8 BANGs on the first magazine, and 7 on the second... can you really get 11 from a Kimber?
LOL...I don’t object to it...post away, lol...
I’ve seen this before but there’s a new one where the line “Did George W Bush cause your current situation?” was inserted...
guess I’d be a redneck
Several companies make ten round magazines for the 1911. They stick out a little.
I laugh at it every time and am glad for the post and the responses!
Bump-firing, pistol packin’, New Hampshah redneck, from back when New Hampshah was more rednecks than berkenstock commie transplants from Taxachoosets and Connutikit.
Republican Conservative, saving my bullets for the next time and removing the family from somewhere about to get more negative attention than one gun migt be able to handle.
But the Redneck reaction is funnier. : )
None of the above.
I’ll throw a beacon on him and call on my radio for a FAE airstrike on his jihadi buttocks and run away from him as fast as possible!
FAE - Fuel Air Explosive.
Video of an FAE in action!
But if I had to use a firearm to defend myself I’d use the AA-12 fully auto shotgun.
Someone inferred yesterday that I might be a reddneck...Now I’m right proud of that! lol
Or you can just get a Para-Ord and pack 14 in the mag...
One shot, one kill. But I’d probably unload the magazine on the boostard anyway!
Reckon that makes me a Redneck.
And, a cat to boot. Don’t git much better than that.
I’m a Republican. I say the s.o.b. isn’t worth more than the cost of one bullet and if well placed, one is enough.
Would that be a Smith & Wesson Model 29 with the 8 3/8 inch barrel on the left? Like Harry Callahan carried?
Got one very similar! :-)
My philosophy has always been shoot first and ask questions later. If I get an answer, shoot again.
In Kentucky also known as Hill Apes...in a nice way.
Gun Control is hitting what you aim at.
Conservative also, don't waste ammo!
What the heck do you load the cat with?
Sure, but this guy got 12 shots (11 plus one in the chamber) on the first, but only 9 on the second magazine.
Just being silly anyway - although counting the rounds is redneck, isn’t it?
“I can has 2nd Amendment?”
The kitty is well protected!
My wife loads hers with nachos. He is a deadly weapon so loaded.
S & W Forum has has pretty well beat it into everyone Callahan's weapon was a 6 1/2 like this . Just for info, not that it matters. There are some who think just because it was a movie , Harry never really capped those punks either . Cynical bustards .
He'd whip out a calculator and determine if he had enough carbon credits in his account to offset a magazine or two.
The redneck would have already known that chilling his assailant would be worth a couple kegs on the Chicago Climate Exchange, and his current keg was getting a bit light...
Grizzled Bear’s Answer:
“Can that thing be rendered down for Bio-Diesel?” /SARC
Redneck and proud of it!!!
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