Vanity - WORST Christmas Songs Ever

12/21/2010

[Larry Lucido]

Wait.

Die Hard IS the best Christmas movie ever!

[Future Snake Eater]

Nostalgia Critic does "Star Wars Holiday Special." Beware--it's painful, but it's almost worth it to see the look on Harrison Ford's face that screams "I'd rather be ANYWHERE else, doing ANYTHING else!"

Also, I believe it's Life Day, not Earth Day.

[Badabing Badablonde]

Christmas Shoes
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
(Simply Having) A Wonderful Christmas Time
Some song by Willie Nelson about pretty paper and pretty ribbons of blue......

[VRWCmember]

I heard a rendition of “The Christmas Waltz” that sounded like Frank Sinatra that was absolutely awful because of the way he and the chorus that sang with him changed tempos so much that it sounded like it was anything but 3/4 time - maybe 8/7 or 6/11 or something. There was NO WAY anyone could even attempt to follow the beat, let alone waltz to the performance.

[Puppage]

I would always be “Second Worse Singer On Earth”.

Never having the pleasure of listening to your voice, I would still say that Neil Young & Bruce Springsteen would fight it out for the number 2 & 3 positions.

I am afraid you'll have to settle for fourth place.

[Excellence]

That”hallelujah” song they used in Shrek. What the jello has that got to do with Christmas?

[KOZ.]

Dominic the F’n Christmas Donkey.
hee haw hee haw

drives me nuts.

[mylife]

America’s least-loved Christmas song is a Danish recording of “Jingle Bells,” performed in dog barks.

[weezel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7YS2b4tS4M&feature=related

Peter Griffin Christmas

[Badabing Badablonde]

Didn’t Neil Diamond and BarBra both record Christmas albums?

Guess there is more money in Christmas music than Hanukkah music.

[dfwgator]

John Denver: “Please Daddy, don’t get Drunk this Christmas!”

I thought it was "Please Daddy, Don't Fly Your Experimental Plane This Christmas!"

[CAluvdubya]

I don’t know. I haven’t listened to it in 30 years! (Hey, maybe I could get on Pawn Stars with it!)

[VRWCmember]

Yeah, you may have a point.

[mylife]

ARRRrrrrghh!!!

[dfwgator]

Wait. Die Hard IS the best Christmas movie ever!

Yippeee Kay-Yay.....!

[paulycy]

There are some truly teeth-gnashingly awful performances of Christmas tunes that somehow found their way onto records and CDs. I don’t count those as “legitimate” since they are just cover tunes and were just cranked out to fill an album.

It is the big time production features that are obviously done “on purpose” and supposed to be impressive that turn out so horrendously wretched that crack me up.

Elton John’s “Step Into Christmas” is another one. What a terrible Christmas song. Yuck.

[dfwgator]

Didn’t Neil Diamond and BarBra both record Christmas albums? Guess there is more money in Christmas music than Hanukkah music.

Neil Diamond did do "The Hanukkah Song"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOegH4uYe-c

[Artemis Webb]

"But they even made a Lifetime Channel movie based on that song. Starring Chad Lowe."

Lifetime Channel?

Your Man Card is hereby revoked. All privileges are withdrawn. You are no longer allowed to watch football games and must substitute reruns of "The View" and Oprah instead.
:)

[JoeProBono]

[CAluvdubya]

Yes, I have Neil Diamond’s Christmas album....or is it two?