An unemployed plumber? Where, on the Planet of Plumbers?
Posted on 12/26/2010 1:10:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.
Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love."
To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."
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I wonder what happens when someone pulls the chain sticking out of her navel. {:0)
Hef will never die. He will simply dissolve and squirt out the end of his well-worn Viagra stick.
It releases the catch and her butt falls off ;-)
Oh, to be young and beautiful, and tied down to the crypt keeper. (or is it crib keeper?)
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May I borrow this line for my Facebook?
Personally, I think that you are guys are just jealous that he is still getting some....
Go Hef!
And if he were an unemployed plumber, she’d love him just the same!!!
Yep, he loves her body, and she loves his money.
Hey, more power to the guy, I say. I’m not even half of Hef’s age and I probably couldn’t get an ugly 24-year old to date me, much less a Playboy bunny.
She’s dumb as a box of fox(es). As ABBA sang, “Money, Money, Money.!
Besides it really no ones business about it...as for unemployed plumber, another reason to get off your but and make something of yourself instead of wasting one’s life...coulda, shoulda, woulda...that’s the mantra of a liberal...don’t let it happen to you!
I'm sure there's a pre-nup, so I won't be surprised if she pops out a few young'uns to seal the deal.
She could try not being a prostitute for one.
...that would’ve been “butt”
An unemployed plumber? Where, on the Planet of Plumbers?
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate.
Didn’t Anna Nicole Smith marry some old guy for the money? How did that work out for her?
I’d tear up too if he asked me to marry him. All you have to do is dress up for the wedding. Sex seems to consist of him watching his “wife” make out with other ladies, while he wanks his bad self. MARRY ME HEF..., I want to hang with your “friends” and “family”.
As per Nicholson in “Cuckoo’s Nest”: ‘That’s when she lights up like a pinball machine and pays off in silver dollars!”
Dirty old man..
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