Top Reasons Obama won’t reveal his birth certificate (Vanity)

The collective unconscious | Jan. 23, 2011 | The Comedian

[The Comedian]

How many reasons can there be for Hussein, or Barry, or whatever his name is, to cloak his documentation? What are the scenarios? What would be the repercussions of those scenarios?

[cinciella]

I’ll take #3.

Have you ever seen the pics of Obama & Malcolm X side-by-side?

It’s amazing.

[Paladin2]

Zer0 is an illegal alien.

[The Comedian]

Ping!

[Starboard]

How about someone ask him a simple question: What is his reason for not making his personal records public? I’m not aware that a reason has ever been offered.

[new cruelty]

He’s actually a Cabbage Patch Kid.

[Caipirabob]

Because where it’s supposed to say “father” there’s a “top 10” list?

[cripplecreek]

I’ve thought about that one myself.

Finding that he was born “white” doesn’t mean anything to us but its enough to destroy him in the eyes of many on the racist left.

I have a mixed race friend who was born “white” and he tells me that whites assume he’s black and blacks assume he’s black. He says whites in general are a lot more accepting of his racial designation and generally ask a few questions then shrug it off.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Top Reasons Obama won’t reveal his birth certificate.

It would reveal his REAL middle name, "Snooki"

[new cruelty]

A possible 3rd reason

3. The long form certificate exists, but the controversy can be used to his favor.

[Paladin2]

The ‘Rats should’a just passed Lame Duck legislation making Zer0 an honorary Natural Born Citizen.

[privateizs]

It's because there is no Hawaii birth certificate for Obama. He was adopted, and according to Hawaiian law, his birth certificate had to be changed to Barry Soetoro. This is how Obama got into college, by using the name Barry Soetoro. This is also why nobody can find any law reviews from Harvard. We are looking at the wrong name. Start searching for all things Barry Soetoro. It also explains why Obama sealed all his records the first day he stepped foot in the Oval Office.

[Third Person]

BO Sr. is not his real father.

The con man known as Barack Obama Jr. is constitutionally eligible for president, due to his real father being an NBC [Frank Marshall Davis?], but his whole career narrative is predicated on the lie that he is Barack Obama Jr.

The birth certificate, if revealed, would show that he is the ultimate scam artist and he would be all done.

[Twotone]

I think his mother put his citizenship down as British. But it’s an assumption on my part that you can do that. :-)

[RW_Whacko]

Is it possible that he assumed the identity of a sibling to meet requirements ? Toe print would not match on long form then all the fraud would be exposed.

[BerryDingle]

Hundreds of paternity suits.

Draw IRS attention.

Will lose voters if he's discovered to be legitimate.

[NoGrayZone]

"Obama has serious daddy issues..."

Perhaps that is why he preferred to have old white men "wet his whistle".

[omega4179]

I really don’t know if the adoption sealed it in the US but my suspicion is that his name was Barry Dunham to an unmarried mother.

[raybbr]

There's really only two. He has a different father or he wasn't born in Hawaii. The first one would confirm his U.S. citizenship since just about everyone believes Davis is his father and the second one precludes his being president.

[240B]

Barrack ‘Husein’ Obama is not a MUSLIM.

And, BTW, my name is Christian SaintChristian McChristianson. Oh but I am not a Christian. Only Husien is. LOL

Or whatever his 'real' name is. LOL