CHELSEA: MARRIAGE OVER!

National Enquirer ^ | 2/2/11 | Staff

[Nachum]

CHELSEA CLINTON's new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment!

Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming, leaving a devastated Chelsea behind in their New York apartment, insiders say.

[Noumenon]

Maybe it was the Ia! Shub-Niggurath - the Goat with a Thousand Young business that put him off.

[presently no screen name]

There is a difference between reporting that a guy is taking a season off from a high-stress job and saying that the MARRIAGE IS OVER! IMHO, of course.

He had this high stress job before he got married. Only 32 yrs old and the pressure is getting to him now that he leaves his bride for three months? How far does your thinking capability go? Perhaps, they will reconcile; but, his leaving was not about a high-stress job.

Back to the original - what does all of this - have to do with 'this site kills you sometimes HA HA'? What are you doing here?

[Noumenon]

Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!

Just like Howie Dean....

[fightinJAG]

Um, after living together several years, yadthink the one thing they would have come to an understanding on was whether and when to have kids.

Chelsea is not getting any younger.

[Darksheare]

Father help me, Father... Yog-Sothoth!
Anyone who would say that on the honeymoon...

[browniexyz]

My question, too — He’s Jewish, she’s ?? and the ceremony was civil (or uncivil)? An legal annulment rather than a divorce is however available for fraud.

[decisis]

Aren’t the Mezvinsky’s a family of extreme liberal politicians like the Clintons? How could this seeming match made in heaven go awry? Will the two families remain friendly even if the two kids split or will they hate each other as if the other side are Republicans? Will the Clintons try to destroy the Mezvinsky’s the same as they tried to destroy all their other enemies? This should be interesting.

[listenhillary]

True LOL at that comment.

[thefactor]

Holy cow dude, shut up.

It's a figure of speech for godssake! Leave it alone.

[juliej]

Love it! Can’ stand Huma’s “husband”. Weiner.

[Noumenon]

Man, there’s a really creepy movie in this somewhere.

[Lockbar]

At least the people who made the wedding cake and set up the chairs at the reception made some money last summer. Stimulus.

[runninglips]

Chelsea is a private citizen, and as such should not be ridiculed as ugly. She does not make a living by being a celebrity, neither does she draw a govt check, so it is unfair to take potshots at her. Besides, she isn’t that bad looking. She is not a classic beauty, but if most American women are a C, she would be at least a C +, or haven’t you looked at the size of the average woman lately? I hate her family politics, but she has done nothing to warrant my disapproval.

[CORedneck]

I am sure that Chelsea’s estranged husband’s body will show up someplace one day !

[waterhill]

There are alot of hot Russian chicks in that lefty towm...

[Oldpuppymax]

“Do Hill & Bill get their dough back for the BIG wedding and reception?”

ARE YOU KIDDING????? Hillary spend a NICKLE of her own money?? She probably paid from her last campaign fund!!

[Oldpuppymax]

“Do Hill & Bill get their dough back for the BIG wedding and reception?”

ARE YOU KIDDING????? Hillary spend a NICKLE of her own money?? She probably paid from her last campaign fund!! That is, anyone she couldn’t THREATEN into providing services/items for FREE!!!

[Revolting cat!]

Rumour has it that Marc had finally run out of brown paper bags.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Bill ordered the cake I heard, but few had the chance to taste it, because Bill dove in after the Hooters Babe early!

[Dem Guard]

“Do Hill & Bill WE get their OUR dough back for the BIG wedding and reception?”