LOL
Gives ya food for thought, don’t it?
LOL!
An extremely overweight man was put on a diet by his doctor.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds," the doctor said.
When the man returned, the doctor was shocked that the man had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The man nodded... "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from all that skipping."
An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the man answered, "I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot."
A few weeks later the man returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!"
"I don’t understand how that could be, said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the man wearily, "but I’m up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one it’s really hard to get it to swallow the pill!!!"