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How many FReepers?
self | 6/12/11 | Vanity

Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes

How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.


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KEYWORDS: lightbulb
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To: Blood of Tyrants
An optimist says the glass is half full.
A pessimist says the glass is half empty.
An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

41 posted on 06/12/2011 7:59:28 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Not this thread again. No one ever wants to change the damn bulb, they just want to talk about it. Can’t we get an illegal Mexican to do the job?


42 posted on 06/12/2011 8:02:18 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: freedumb2003

There are about 30 - 40 of us who will check to make sure the light bulb isn’t excerpted.


43 posted on 06/12/2011 8:03:09 PM PDT by shibumi (Ego Nunquam Ubi Sub Ubi!)
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To: Past Your Eyes

If it’s summer, it takes an hour longer. If it’s fall, it takes an hour less. Oh, wait. It’s how MANY, not how long.

Nevermind.


44 posted on 06/12/2011 8:03:34 PM PDT by MestaMachine (Sarah Palin is the mirror by which evil reflects back upon itself until consumed out of existence)
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To: Pan_Yan

That is truly excellent!

A keeper to be sure!


45 posted on 06/12/2011 8:04:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Past Your Eyes

6 will refuse to change it, because that’s what the Illuminati want us to do.


46 posted on 06/12/2011 8:05:49 PM PDT by RockinRight (Rock you like a Hermancain!)
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To: TwoSwords
I change it myself, but it does take me all day.

Ah... a union guy, eh?

47 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:08 PM PDT by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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To: Jemian

>>All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.<<

And attempts at their “Buckhead moment:”

“Did you notice that the original lightbulb was the one Sylvania only produced in 1972 but the one we are talking about was clearly a 2009 bulb?”


48 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: umgud

FUNNY!!!


49 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:49 PM PDT by merryberry (In dog beers, I had about one...)
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To: Past Your Eyes

1. And a bunch more to deride Romney for being a Mormon.


50 posted on 06/12/2011 8:09:03 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (r e p e n t o r b e s a d)
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To: Pan_Yan

You are spot on! excellent post!!!!


51 posted on 06/12/2011 8:09:51 PM PDT by merryberry (In dog beers, I had about one...)
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To: Cyber Liberty

“1/5th. It’s an excerpt.”

You win. :)


52 posted on 06/12/2011 8:10:37 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: shibumi

One retread to repeatedly post articles about the epidemic of pitbull attacks on lightbulbs.


53 posted on 06/12/2011 8:14:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Are there Viking Kitties involved?


54 posted on 06/12/2011 8:14:48 PM PDT by keepitreal ( Good manners never go out of style)
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To: Eccl 10:2

55 posted on 06/12/2011 8:15:26 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

I’m not changing sh&T, Jack@ss.

I am a conservative - if the L_RD wants light, he will make it,


56 posted on 06/12/2011 8:19:29 PM PDT by patton (I am sure that I have done dumber things in my life, but at the moment, I am unable to recall them.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL. If anyone knows ugly, it is Andy Warhol. BWAHAHAHAHA!


57 posted on 06/12/2011 8:21:17 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: Joe 6-pack; freedumb2003
.....and one pathetic guy named "Danny" demanding respect.
58 posted on 06/12/2011 8:22:00 PM PDT by shibumi (Ego Nunquam Ubi Sub Ubi!)
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To: JoeProBono

OMG and I thought she couldn’t look any worse. HIDE THE KIDS!!!!


59 posted on 06/12/2011 8:24:14 PM PDT by merryberry (In dog beers, I had about one...)
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To: ThomasThomas
Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.

Ding! Ding! Ding! (I have a lifetime supply in a dark closet.)

60 posted on 06/12/2011 8:24:24 PM PDT by fullchroma
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