Posted on 08/12/2011 7:13:32 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A cow in Germany has not only managed to escape from a Bavarian sausage maker, but has spent 10 months hiding out with a herd of deer in woodland.
The brilliant bovine called Yvonne is said to have last year escaped from a sausage-based future after somehow escaping and going on the run in Bavaria.
Since then she's eluded capture by pretending to be a deer and even blending in with a herd which live in nearby woodland.
However, since the story was recently picked up by local media, it's not been looking good for Yvonne and there are reports hunters have been given permission to shoot her.
(Excerpt) Read more at newslite.tv ...
People 5 Billion, cows 1.
Now they can make coweer sausage. Gays will love it.
I don’t know about ya’ll; but I’m rooting for Yvonne.
lol.
Cow Camoflage?
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish”.
She’s not a cow, she is a deer with a thyroid condition.
Born Free......
I think this one earned his freedom, let him be.
“I don’t know about ya’ll; but I’m rooting for Yvonne.”
Me too.
Yeah, that’ll work. ;)
I’m looking forward to the tartar steak, hoping it tastes like chicken!
That almost seems like it could be a “fail” poster.
Hehehehe, I love that joke.
You mean Cowmoflage.
lol. Good one.
brown chicken brown cow
My Pastor told that one one Sunday morning. I laughed just as hard back then...thanks.
Him is a she. No sheath in that pic.
Beef, its whats for dinner. Heifer/Steer no matter.
Get your knives and forks out. ]
Knock off the hoofs and wipe its ass and chunk it on a plate.
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